Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸

Parent, any pronouns, lover of stuff, Neurodivergent mess, no one is free until we are all free

[Kaleidic Riot 🏴 🏳️‍🌈 @BadmenBad]

30 years in prison. For a phone call and moving a box of zines.

This is absurd. So blatantly unjust.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

I have to watch some Vsauce videos for a class. Why do all the presenters talk the same way? Mannerisms, vocal tone, etc. This is not disparaging, but a genuine question. Is it a brand thing? It's just something I noticed.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@GovBraun @EDSecMcMahon @usedgov Is it that IN scored an F mostly due to what little funding schools get going to Charter schools instead of public education?

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@EDSecMcMahon @GovBraun

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@SenToddYoung @POTUS Education is essential to national security and Indiana scored an F Todd. How do you plan to rectify this?

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

There is literally a 0% chance the US and Israel abide by the deal with Iran and it's very strange like everybody is pretending the opposite right now

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

[Noodles @criptopaul]

Let's decode what actually happened here.

Axios reported that Trump exploded at Netanyahu. Called him "fucking crazy." Said "you'd be in prison if it weren't for me." Said "everybody hates you now."

The journalist is Barak Ravid again, we talked about it. Israeli. Based in Washington. Covers the Netanyahu-US relationship for Axios, and every latest deals to calm the markets.

This is the same journalist who wrote the exact same type of story about Biden. There is literally a book chapter about this pattern. It is called "Fuming Biden." The same reporter. The same format. The same function. Different president.

Now watch the response.

Mark Levin, a close ally of both Trump and Netanyahu, did not deny the story. He demanded an FBI investigation into who leaked it. When your defense is "this should never have leaked" instead of "this never happened," you have confirmed the call happened.

But here is the part that matters.

Why would Levin, a friend to BOTH men, confirm the most explosive account of their relationship ever published?

Because it serves both.

Trump gets to look tough. Not Netanyahu's puppet. Willing to put Israel in its place. His base loves it.

Netanyahu gets cover. He "paused" the Beirut strike, but not because Iran threatened him. Because his "friend" asked him to. His base loves it too.

And look at what actually changed on the ground. Nothing.

Israel cancelled the Beirut strike. But the ground invasion of Lebanon continues. The IDF is still miles deep. A soldier died today from a Hezbollah drone. Netanyahu's office said: "position unchanged."

The performance was perfect. Trump gets the headline. Netanyahu gets the cover. The deal gets another 48 hours of "progress." Markets get a reason to breathe.

And the war continues exactly as planned.

This is the same playbook. Every time public opinion turns against the war, a story appears showing the US president is "furious" with Israel. It creates the illusion of restraint while changing nothing.

Biden was "furious" for 14 months. The war never stopped.

Trump is "furious" now. The ground invasion is expanding.

The visible game is: Trump controls Netanyahu.
The real game is: both men are performing for their audiences while the machine moves forward.

Nothing has been signed. Nothing has stopped. The war is not winding down. It is being managed.

Neither one controls the other. They walk arm in arm. Know that.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

Ooooohhhh!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!!!!!! So happy to see more of Laufey😍.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at gameplay for ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’.

Coming soon to PS5.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@AOC @johnnygarciatx Supporting the genocide of Palestinians is sick and should be called out. Zionists are sick. They are bigots. Why do you support murders? You don't take aipac money, directly at least, but still do their work for them.

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

Tell the publishers to keep the news in the @waybackmachine ➡️ https://t.co/VMXFADgTf3

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.

• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.

• They did it over two consecutive days.

• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.

• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.

This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.

'israelis' joke about it to this day.

If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

I really wish Democrats were half as cool as he makes them out to be. Then, maybe shit would actually get done, instead of the steady shift (at this point a sprint) to the right.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Indiana's Christian nationalist Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith wishes that Republicans could "be nice" but Democrats "have given themselves over to communism": "Once Marxism tears everything down, [Muslims] are gonna come in and they're gonna start establishing their caliphates."

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA after voting for carcinogenic gas

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@SenToddYoung Can we get a comparison to how many civilians were assaulted/killed by cops in the last year alone, yet the average American has no protection against them.

[Jess the Garden Cryptid😷🇵🇸 @RiverSong000]

@ToddYoungIN How? With what industry? With what workers? Lots of "this needs to be done", but no how. Even the article is a big ol' nothing burger.

[Nicholas M. Kimani @SankarasLawyer]

There’s a reason they use the image but not the full video.

[Freedom of the Press Foundation @FreedomofPress]

Congress may pass a set of dangerous "kids online safety" bills that would censor online speech and harm press freedom, while doing little to protect children.

Use our action center to tell Congress: No online censorship in the guise of child safety! https://t.co/pVRiRTT0Xh

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.