Jordan Vocke

I got that real good, feel good stuff. Up under the seat of my big black jacked up truck. Rollin' on 35's. Follow me on Instagram: @RiverRatJV

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Looks like more than enough room @CityOfNapoleon Keep it on your property.

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Why do 30 year old women, turn into Zima drunk teenagers after 3 Seltzer’s??? @brandonmmercer4

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

I was today years old when I realized that “we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher” has nothing to do with actually belly scratching. Crazy. #BaseBall #mudhens #whoknew #notme #ha #mindblown

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He is enjoying it though. #previouspost #greatdane

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The Dog is chewing on a shed antler. I’m having some garage bronsons. It’s the Rut, and I’m just wondering..... #easton #mathews #whitetail #hunting #meateater #keephammering

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I think I’m just going to start telling people I had and have recovered from Rona. Hopefully that helps from getting weird looks when I don’t wear a mask. #rona #ElectionInfection #rebel

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I just realized my whole life is the @alanjackson chatahoochie video. #nautique #squarebody #waterski

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

If you eat a regular taco for breakfast, is it still considered a breakfast taco?? #thegreattacodebate

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

Put a chicken on the smoker rack tonight. Realized the chicken and I have the same body type. #summerbod #lumps

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I also haven’t twatted a tweet since 2017... what is this????.....

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I can officially say I live in a time when shaking hands is not acceptable. But licking a butthole of a stranger you met online is ok. #Coronavid19

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

Hate how it's mid July and I've only skied or boarded 6 times this year.. #bummersummer #muddymaumee #riverlife #fluddymaumee #sadboy

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

People ask how I'm so in love with the river. I just say. As much as I put stuff in and out of it. I'm bound to develop feelings. #riverlife

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@Bdruf44 Sometimes I watch them. It's like going to the concert for free... now who's the real winner there?!

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Was there a concert last night?! I couldn't tell from snatch chat stories. It looked like maybe there was.... #not100%

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

Hey @thouser88 is it true or not true that @BetaGlobalUnity is a turd mcmuffin.?

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

So I spent $9 to go to the @ph_patriots1 game last week. I'm now thinking about spending $6 to see the @Browns game. Who's the real #winner

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@Mbeezy2017 for his sake. Better hope that's not true.. we are @Browns

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

French tipped nails...

[Jordan Vocke @River_RatJV]

Shining down on the river.. if you're looking for me don't even bother when I get my feet in… https://t.co/agt6TMM8aR