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parody?

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Word on the street is Rene Knott left KSDK to pursue his real passion of becoming a foodie influencer on Instagram. He’s rebranding as Garlic Knotts.

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politicians prolly using ChatGPT to subvert the will of the voters now

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“Why are people embarrassed about taking credit for this bill?” Hatfield said. Good question @chuckhatfield

Court filing raises questions about source of gerrymandered Missouri congressional map https://t.co/V6BYSIoAhB #moleg

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you could probably put a museum in that thing too

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@MarkReardonKFTK Hey Mark did you know movies are not real

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is he transporting himself to court

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St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery now in custody over federal charges https://t.co/QzqgPboCgt

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Have it on good authority that Marc Maron’s final guest is Fredbird.

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Looks the sheriff job is a work from home position now.

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The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

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Starting a cover band called Corn Sweat & Beers.

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Imo’s used to give you a whole dang pizza for your birthday and now they’re like here is one extra straw.

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Did you know? A 2023 study revealed St. Louis has the best tasting pool water in the country.

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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Turns out babies don't need shoes.

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@khelene 👋

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me at a place where I’m supposed to make friends

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It’s that magical time of year where my dresser is crammed full of both summer and winter clothes which is also the case all year every year.

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"... but all the Terminado really wants is acceptance."

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[corners James Cameron at the DMV and angrily pitches him Terminado, a movie about a time traveling robotic tornado]

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[furiously spinning in circles to paint a picture]

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The average human spends 8 years of their life looking for the remote control their toddler hid in a shoe.

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@scott_tobias @MoviesReveal I didn't realize I had zero sense of what the actual plot in the Lancer pilot was until I read the book.