Danny

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed COULDN'T BELIEVE how GOOD the Mexican tacos tasted while celebrating Mexico's win over South Korea 😳🇲🇽🔥

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Nahhhhhh 😭😭😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax.

He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[Saint Jay 🇯🇲 @SaintJaySZN]

Drake is 39, just for reference, KanYe was making The Life of Pablo at this age...

[BB @whatuplakerss]

So drake sued and still dissing ? Yalll
Niggas really applauding this ?

[TheVill @JVFromTheVill]

New Genre Unlocked: VICTIM RAP

[Danny @Rivers_Danny_]

@roeymiterany @FIFA22_INFO It’s a pick though

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Yoshi is Mexican confirmed 🇲🇽🔥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Harry Kane: “I'm sure Real Madrid are angry about the red card, but they got many things go their way over the years, so...”.

@welt 🎥

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“I left her one ticket at the box office… I thought she was gonna come”

— Bruno Mars speaking to the crowd at opening night of The Romantic Tour.

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Back by popular demand, it’s Deep Thoughts With The Deep! These are his Deepest ones yet, as he’s plunged to Marianas Trench depths of enlightenment that no human has ever explored. James Cameron could never. But The Deep can. And could. And did. And will.

[Alpha. @Alph__Utd]

When Chicarito was assaulted while playing for LA Galaxy 😭

[The Food Professor @FoodProfessor]

One of my pet peeves at the grocery store: seeing people shop in their pajamas.

Call me old-fashioned…

[Danny @Rivers_Danny_]

@YariAlirez25797 @FutEvoExplorer Best choice fr, that’s the one I went with

[Luiyo🇺🇸🇵🇷 @luismedina_431]

No gay propaganda
No leftist propaganda
Brings out an American flag
Promotes traditional marriage between a woman and a man

It went better than I expected. 🇺🇸🇵🇷