Riz

🇧🇩 🇬🇧 Cloud native ☁️ | Anti-tech techie | Aspiring engineering manager/architect | Bodna and lota advocate | Seed oil consumer | Mostly satire

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

It's not looking good brav, it's not looking good

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Logging out now, catch you all later

[goma @soigomaa]

That “men need to open up more” sounds cute…until a man does and suddenly you lose respect for him.

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Lmao

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

So many leng Chinese girls in Cheltenham it's unreal. I assume most are GCHQ honeypots, but I'm not complaining. Makes the town even nicer to visit.
#ThankYouXi

[Cal @cxllumlfc100]

We’re 10 years him into Salah doing this and grown men are still getting annoyed💀

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

If the whining stops today, then I'll crawl back to my cave. It was fun watching the crash outs from a certain demographic

[9️⃣ @Pxxdwskiii]

mf’s will smoke, drink and do drugs but christmas trees is where they draw the line 😭

[أحمد @4hm4d_m1rza]

If u live in the west and every single person happens to have a day off, why would u not meet up with fam, thats what we do on every bank holiday 😭

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

@KieMc6 Nah we don't normally eat turkey

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Because eating roast chicken is haram today, duh!

[KMc @KieMc6]

Man are in Dixy on Christmas Day 😭😭😭

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Satire?

[S. @_sabasaurus]

celebrating christmas is worse than rape and murder

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

The roast dinner my fam cooked today and the desserts were absolutely delicious 😋. No regrets

[HashBrown @hashimbutt01]

To all the Muslims having a roast dinner tomorrow, I know what you are. Verily your condition is known.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Alex Pereira celebrating Christmas

“Ho, ho, ho”

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Love how Salah triggers the nutters every year with his family Christmas photo 😂

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

That demographic seems to have a hard time understanding this

[𝕸𝖔𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @MdShami11]

Warm greetings on the occasion of Christmas. Wishing peace and happiness to all

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Days like this I'm grateful for my family. An opportunity to all get together with loved ones and eat delicious food and spending time being a cool uncle. It's all about making the most of an opportunity that presents itself and I'm glad we can all have a nice time together.

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

@HalalNation_ Bro are you still crying over this? Get over it and cry about something more important 😂

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

You're telling me you picked Christmas of all days to gather with your friends and family and eat roast dinner??! Ummah is gone

[Riz @RizTheTechie]

Roast dinners on Christmas hits the spot 😋

[𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐬 @utdsabs]

365 days and you choose to have a roast dinner today LOOOOOOOL.

[Amir Khan @amirkingkhan]

Wishing you a Merry Christmas! This season is all about expressing love within the community during this festive time. ❤️🙏 @AKFoundation

[₣₹EN₡H¥🇫🇷🇰🇷🇯🇵🇨🇻🇲🇽 @frenchy27ii]

went corner shop and accidentally said merry christmas to the pakistani bossman