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[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🎙️ Reporter: “You said the World Cup is just a 7-game tournament. Why do you look so excited after scoring against Uzbekistan?”

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I won’t answer that question.”

[30 @hoodii30]

having an onIyfans daughter and a soundcloud rapper son has to be the worst combo in mankind

[sev @backupsev]

Cheflaand

[VJ17 @44off23]

sometimes it’s okay to be second.

the fact that he went band for band with lionel fucking messi for 15 years is itself a huge achievement.

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYCTII]

literally smth out of black mirror

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

There’s something so inherently wrong with a society that can’t go 45 minutes without an ad.

[Meson @kenlazy2]

Even in your fantasy you remained a slave

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women pretend like they’re all getting piped by horse cock in the same way that teenage boys lie about getting laid in high school

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Landlord: Rent has gone up.

Businesses: That’s a natural part of doing business.

Suppliers: Materials cost more.

Businesses: That’s a natural part of doing business.

Worker: My labour costs more.

Businesses: Whoa, whoa... Let’s not get unreasonable here.

[im_putchi @im_putchi]

hey

[nyara @nyaraVT]

This is gender affirming care btw..

Something that he calls trans people mentally ill for

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[Space Boy🦇 @SpaceBoy458]

I’m crying bro he made one real movie and is finally asking “what the fuck are we doing”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on Linkedin know we’re going to die one day

[Arcade 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏴✳️Ⓐ @Jdjdndhdkdbidmd]

The future of climate change discourse is people going “well I have it worse” till they die of heat stroke.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Dawg….

[Andy @BunkerDwellerYT]

This is one of those fake games that you'd see Ice-T play on Law and Order

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

She hates capitalism and billionaires but has a new junk product to sell every week lol