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@triggtf is it still your birthday

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guys imagine if the song was called this instead😂😂😂 type shii

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my motion was different back then

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I love all my fans ❤

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Happy birthday miss giggles

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@JobeNoB happy birthday my love

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Sza album of the year

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bitches be like “how many cigarettes you need after sex?” And I’m like “idk depends on The Strokes”🤷‍♂️🤣😂😂

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I dressed up as playboi carti for halloween this year

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@m6rwaa this is not lucki

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@HMS_REECE OMG PIERRE BOURNE MENTIONED OMG OMG IM GONNA DIE LIT EVERYONE COME OUT HERE!!!

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D Rose retired.

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@brinotcheesee

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@brinotcheesee okay imagine an office chair but you can lift up the seat and its a toilet and the thing that lifts the chair up and down is the pipe that sends the poop down the

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ive never done this

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@brinotcheesee thats not a corn dog

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Camp rock. Demi lovato. Joe Jonas. This is me/gotta find you. Goosebumps. Full body chills.

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HAPPY 9/11 GUYS👍👍🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

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*Backstage as Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance ends*

Travis Kelce: That was insane Kendrick, loved the show man!

Kendrick: I appreciate it, good luck with the game!

Travis: Heh… well about the game…

*Kendrick’s eyebrow raises*

Travis: Uhhh so you know you are the reason I got with Taylor, after that Bad Blood remix

Kendrick: Well uhhh I’m happy to help man…

Travis: I don’t think you get it… I only got with her to try and get your number Dot!

Kendrick: I can give you my number now, we actually organised the collab through fax

*Kendrick and Travis exchange numbers*

Kendrick: Go on, you’ll be late for the gam-

Travis: I LOVE YOU!

Kendrick: *Blushing* What?!?

Travis: You’re just too perfect, you owned Drake my King, there’s no big three, just big you!

Kendrick: Mhmm…

*Travis grabs Kendrick’s hand*

Travis: Come with me… we can rule the world!

Kendrick: I don’t-

*Travis lunges and kisses Kendrick*

Kendrick: *Startled* Uhh… wow. That was…

Kendrick & Travis: Perfect…

*The two continue to make out*

*Outside the room Taylor Swift approaches and opens the door*

Taylor: He-

*Taylor closes the door and drops to the floor crying*

Taylor: How could he… *sobs* … I can’t put another album out so soon

*Kanye approaches the door*

Kanye: Pfft what’s her deal? Move aside!

*Taylor shifts as Kanye opens the door*

Kanye: Yo Dot I go-

*Kanye closes the door and drops down besides Taylor*

Kanye: Can’t believe it… I got him… but no one ever has Kanye…

*Taylor places her hand on Kanye’s*

Taylor: Ye… I got you…

*Kanye tears up and rests his head against Taylor’s*

Kanye: *Sniff* I got you too T…

*The two lean in ready to kiss as Travis exits*

Kendrick: *Shouting out the room* Go get em tiger rawrr!

*Travis walks past the two with hickeys down his neck*

Taylor: “Slut!” (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

*After Taylor shouts she looks back to Kanye*

Taylor: Where were we?

*Kanye leans in and kisses Taylor*

*The End*