Richard Lewis

All views expressed are my own

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@jaz1me @HalfwayPost This has genuinely occurred to me on more than one occasion

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@deriniko9 Yes, because I'm not American

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@SandraRodkey Absolutely nothing, not even a sewage plant.
He should be consigned to the past the second he stops breathing.

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@Xmusknewsx Not in the top 3000

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@garysb008 @cnnbrk Of course guns are the problem. How far would the LA killer have got with a rock?

Or a school shooter?

Ridiculous

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@Damaan4u33 Dr Who #faceofboe

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@0nlyk1tt3n In the same breath as flat earth and fairies, yes.

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@RandomRWC @0nlyk1tt3n In the same breath as flat earth and fairies, yes.

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@Aliceshaw25 An ant. Specifically it's penis

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@sek__sl @HalfwayPost And, rest assured, he's not doing a single one of them

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@IIIFriend @DaMadMattster @Carey23Mark Well bless your little sotton cocks

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@DaMadMattster @Carey23Mark Snd millions have met Allah, 2k years ago they were meeting and dreaming of Thor.

It's all nonsense. Grow up

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@DaMadMattster No to all of these. I did see a Bigfoot once though

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@otokyo I CAN manage three sausages, Grandma!

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@otokyo It's Bob's turn to clean up for everyone at the end...

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@otokyo Everyone, it's OK to use fingers!

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@DJDiGarda @chiky_handlr Greatest President "Never"

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@seveneyes33 @propublica Don't even have to go back 33 hours in all honesty

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@mike11860 @SenAdamSchiff When?

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@Ilonabell @OccupyDemocrats And you, apparently, can't see the freeforall that is happening right in front of you. The rest of the world can.

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@MikeBales And, in the end, the love you give, is equal to the love, you make.