Kat_Rizzuto

I'm Katherine. I go by Kat. I'm 4 years old. What gets me up in the morning is the burning desire to eat deer poop and urinate all over Rizz's stuff!

[LERN @lernvsradio]

Please share!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Hey Dad (@RizzShow) you no-shinned, fence flopping, basketball! Don't you dare try and move out and take me with you. I don't deserve that kind of punishment! You said you prefer that nut job new dog! Take that freak and leave me with The Girl. She's cleaner and smells better!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Over 350lbs and you eat for free at the @ACardiacAttack?! My Dad (@RizzShow) is within striking distance! He only needs to wear a thin weighted vest of about 25-30lbs, and he can eat for free! Have a blast in Vegas, Dad!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@lernvsradio, just tell my Jabba-basketball-headed Dad (@RizzShow) that you won't watch Chimp Crazy for the same reason he couldn't even handle 31 minutes of Pretty Woman. Don't take his hypocritical crap! Xoxo

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

.!.!.!.D.A.D.!.!.!. (@RizzShow) The new dog?!?!?! 1) I was your first dog 2) I'm your daughter's favorite dog 3) You constantly complain about how crazy the new dog is 4) I. Am. The Better. Dog.

I hope you enjoy the pink eye because... I'm definitely gonna sh!t on your pillow...

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Happy birth... happy National Grouch Day, Dad (@RizzShow)!!! I know how much this day matters to you!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Dad (@RizzShow), did I just hear @MoonValjeanHere say, "I'm not the holiday guy!" even though he recorded and released a wonderful song called, "Mr. Holiday"? What the what?!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Dad (@RizzShow) I think we need should work with @steveo and @VH1 to re-pitch the reality show Steve-O turned down. Maybe he'd reconsider if we called it, "Steve-O's Steve-Hos." Thoughts?

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Oh, no Dad (@RizzShow), @MoonValjeanHere, @lernvsradio, @iamRafeWilliams, and @KingScottRules!!! It appears as though when you build a shrine of douche baggery to your over-inflated ego, that things don't always go your way... 😁😆🤣🤣🤣

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@MoonValjeanHere, congratulations on your win in the second round of Match Up wmWith Moon!!! It was a nail biter to the end with that tire breaker with my Dad (@RizzShow). It's interesting how it came down to the tie breaker, tho... I'm just gonna leave this right here:

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@JohnRhinesSTL @iamRafeWilliams @RizzShow Pure, unadulterated greed, my man!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

1) I'm alive after being accosted and put out for my teeth cleaning. I wish my Dad would just clean my teeth weekly...
2) @iamRafeWilliams, my Dad's (@RizzShow) inseam is 16 inches, just to set the record straight. We all know he doesn't have any shins!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Yeah, it definitely isn't going to seem insincere or abrasively forced when my Dad (@RizzShow) tries to be over the top nice to his coworker, who is ignoring him--my Dad, the empathetic sweetheart. The coworker will surely come around after this thin veneer of kindness 😅🤣🤣🤣

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@JohnRhinesSTL He's certainly not taking his eating lessons from King Scott 😅🤣🤣

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

1) Dad (@RizzShow) stop airing my dirty laundry. Okay, I got held back a grade. So what?! We aren't all perfect! 2) @iamRafeWilliams, how dare you insinuate that it was an intelligence issue. 3) I'm a rebel. To quote a legend, "f*%k you, I won't do what you tell me!"

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

Thank you, Dad (@RizzShow) for saying you'd choose to save me from an alligator, that you certainly didn't need prodding from @lernvsradio (❤️) to decide who to save, and that I DEFINITELY didn't hear you mutter the words, "Kat's gonna be upset, but I guess I'm saving..." 😠😡🤬

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@AnthonyStalter @lernvsradio 🤣🤣🤣. I dunno. I'll take you at your word. But it sure sounded like an authentic, elite level of fan-girling slipping out 😉

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@lernvsradio, I can't believe you let @AnthonyStalter get away with calling the world's most average-looking, basic bitch, Tom Brady, "the best looking guy in America, if not the world." THE WORLD?! 🤢🤮🤮🤮. Tom Brady mid at BEST! Tom Brady is the human equivalent of budget 🧻!!

[Kat_Rizzuto @RizzutoKat]

@lernvsradio @AnthonyStalter Hmmmm... okay. I can't watch the stream on my 20 year old Nokia brick. I appreciate the sentiment. I was just hoping for a much more forceful pushback from you. Big Terry was first to appear, after all. I thought there would be more gusto! 🤣🤣🤣