Darth Lobsta

Lobster Council apprentice | Philosopher | Ball knower | #StayRizzy

[Darth Lobsta @RizzyLobster]

At a retirement condo dishing out butterscotch candies like I’m Rondo

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The sun putting up Wilt numbers on us #SweatyTaint #SnailTrail #SwampAss

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If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy… #NewProfilePic

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The Lobster Council cannot find out about this…

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IM GON GET YOU OUTTA THERE

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IM GON GET YOU OUTTA THERE

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It’s not what it looks like I promise…

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It’s not what it looks like I promise…

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Thot daughter or Lu Dort fan son??

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Just watched a 10 year old Dominican kid hit a 95 mph fastball

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We letting the PENzel Valentine talk tonight…

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Buying an Olympic curling broom to wipe the snow from my windshield in mid winter

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Don’t got snow boats but I got The Answer… #Iverson #Buckets

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If I was Hulk for an hour, I’d immediately go to the gym and hit heavy lateral raises. #Hulk #Gym #WorkSmarterNotHarder

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Can’t wait for this guy to develop into a baseball legend!!! Will definitely be holding onto this gem! #WanderFranco #MinorPieceOfTheCollection

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The greatest to ever do it, my rhymes never diluted…
Don’t even hesitate when I’m flowing so stupid…
#FeelLikeMFDoom

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Inspired by The Franchise, I won another one, showing off my rings…
You thought RizzyLobster fell off? I’ve heard Stranger Things.
#ShoutOutFranchise #RizzyLobsterFlowState

[Darth Lobsta @RizzyLobster]

Been a minute, but ya boy reaching a genuine flow state…
You thought I left, just hit a McDonalds and now I’m goin McRae, no Tate.
#ImBack #TateMcrae #McLovin

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These bananas are huge!! Way more than needed, don’t even consider the other ones tbh way too much… #Banana #MoreThanEnough #SexyLatinaWomenJustBecause

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“It was said that you would destroy the Sith not join them!” #ClashRoyale #BossBandit #StarWars

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CFA strawberry milkshake got my toes full spread and wiggling #Fire #Slurping #TasteLikeGodsNut

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Pulling up to our first date wearing a monkey tie #Classy #Motion #SheWantsIt

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Sometimes when I’m nervous I just hit a BOWLINGGGG #ClashRoyale