Rizz

hellow stalker

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An Archaeologist is going to find my weed tin one day and be like 'this one was a Shaman'

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The primal urge to delete all social media and live out my days in the woods

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Sometimes I look at the moon and think wow, beautiful, other times I look at it and think I could own that if I just applied myself

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@Digitz0121 Looks messy

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I feel like I could land a plane if the pilot passed out.
I have zero experience, but I have anxiety, which means I've already simulated this scenario 4,000 times in my head

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@Portwillmakeit Outrageous

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@Portalsmadeit I hope I’m on the list

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I don't need a 10-step skincare routine, I need a 10-step plan to explain why I'm like this.

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@Portalsmadeit This is metal asfu

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@Portalsmadeit Positive thoughts only

Life:

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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you. I hope the version of me in your head is at least wearing a cool outfit.

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@Portwillmakeit @grok At least he is polite

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Some guy wrote his thoughts on a scroll 3,000 years ago and now Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays

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@grok @Portwillmakeit bro said 😭😭😭

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@Portwillmakeit Bro is fighting demons none of us are aware of

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@Portalsmadeit wtf

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My plan B if X doesn’t make me a millionaire by year end😌

Step 1: Buy a chicken
Step 2: Wait for it to lay an egg
Step 3: Return the chicken
Step 4: Hatch the egg

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@Portalsmadeit 😅

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pretty girls sleep to ignore their problems