A prick

Self made prick, im too old for this shit.

[A prick @Rkhandoit]

Did he just say he used Man Utd as work experience

[Milan Wire @MilanWireX]

🚨🎙️👀 Ruben Amorim on AC Milan and Manchester United: “Here the people outside the club live Milan with a HUGE amount of passion. In England, it’s a little bit DIFFERENT.”

“Manchester United is also a global club, like Milan, so everything you do matters — but the passion around the club here is different.”

“That experience at United helped prepare me for what I’m living at Milan.”

[ DAZN ]

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

I told my girl I'd rather spend the weekend with her than watch football (there's an international break)

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

Seeing your partner succeed after watching how hard they worked for it feels different

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

I'm actually one of those mfs that does this.

[A prick @Rkhandoit]

The cuzzy species need to go extinct man

[أميرة أسماء📸 @1muslimahh_]

Alhamdulillah for religious guilt and the opportunity for repentance

[🇵🇸 @AfcMasry]

Why am I so white man. I go into a chicken shop and ask if it’s halal and they say “yeah, is that a problem?”

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Malcom: Dude mom is gonna kill me if she finds out I’m dating this girl.

Dewey:

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[MCFCJannesh @JohnProgress7]

Elliot Anderson at Speaker’s Corner 2 weeks after playing with all these guys

[LB @BoozerArab]

Made me feel like a 17 year old again watching this.

Is it acceptable for a grown ass man with kids to book time off work to sit and play this all day when it’s released?

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

RIP Peter Cullen 🥹🕊💙

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."

[camilo @AscendedYield]

mfs will eat this and then blame the British Empire’s legacy in South Asia for their diabetes

[Jibby @JibbyD]

Hate the game, not the player.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Called a guy to remove a tree from my yard

He charged $750

Asked how many he does per week

“Oh God, are you one of those morons who post about how easy it is to make six figures in the trades by assuming I’m fully booked and have zero costs? You know what, I’m actually going to charge you $1,750 for this job or I’ll just let the tree fall into your roof.”

Incredible.

$1,750 for just a few minutes of work.

Imagine if he does just 10 other jobs a week.

That’s $70k+ per month. Almost a million a year.

I need to get into tree trimming!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’ve been praying for days like this

[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

COVID really had me saying “ohh shit my mask” in 2020 like i’m Batman or something