Ryan

A more beautiful mind than Russell Crowe.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

Steak Fries when I’m feeling decadent, curly fries when I’m feeling scandalous, waffle fries when I’m feeling ambivalent & cheese fries when I’m feeling naughty.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@rBillSimmonsPod The case he’s holding is actually a one of a kind replica of Meghan Markel’s from season 2 of Deal or No Deal.

[Packrip Ewing @PackripEwing]

Bill Simmons has achieved such a rare tier of podcast success that he literally did a Pepsi ad read followed directly by a Coca Cola ad read

The soda gods cannot afford his exclusivity

[Ryan @RnBoney]

GROW LONGER ARMS

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

First season, first Super Bowl @will_campbell66

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Every lineman with short arms in the draft this year I’m apologizing ahead of time but just know your draft stock just plummeted. It ain’t your fault but you just dropped in the draft.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@danorlovsky7 @SamMonsonNFL @danorlovsky7 Do you legitimately believe Herbert deserved his renegade MVP vote?

Please justify it from a football perspective opposed to saying ‘hang in there man.’

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@Realrclark25 @JJWatt @AaronDonald97 Nobody….and I cant emphasize this enough - not a single soul on planet earth, looks better in a suit than you RC.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

My brother Stephen A and I and Ernestine had dinner last night in Beverly Hills. Great to see him, catch up, talk past/present/future.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@LocoSunny @VanLathan This would have been an atrocious waste of his talent.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I’m Shohei Ohtani. I just hit that baseball 500 feet. This is my mystery wife. My translator made 19,000 illegal bets. I sabotaged a Hawaiian real estate deal. Rahm Emmanuel gave my dog a giant novelty visa. Want to see my 102mph fastball?

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@PopBase

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@yamothersmilks @handz2k @uyscuttt @ZynFangio @Pedro_cast14 @DumboffaPerc30 ‘Shai is also a plus defender,’ implying Kobe was not, is insanity.

Kobe was named to 9 All-Defensive first teams….Shai currently has zero.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

Are you ready? @TGIFridays

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Allen Iverson’s team reportedly set up 2 blind trusts for him during his NBA career. One matured when he reached age 25, and the other at age 50. After turning 50 last week, he just gained access to $50M.

[Ryan @RnBoney]

@RealSkipBayless Skip, how did LeBron ruin their relationship and what impact did Jordan have on their relationship????

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Ernestine and I discuss on this week's "Skip vs Ernestine" being forced to pick sides after friends of ours broke up

[chris chance is an africanamericanartist 🍉 @madeintheurl]

I prayed for days like this

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

the Pop-Tarts Bowl knows what the people want

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Joe Burrow looks like the villain in a teenage motocross rivalry movie

[Page Six @PageSix]

Meghan Markle once turned down former ESPN host who believed she was ‘obtainable’ https://t.co/CjuDuWGkEa

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final

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