ShitMyRoommateDoes

Your average college student with a crazy roommate. Have your own roommate problems? Let me know using the link below!

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Don't. Touch. My. Stuff. 😡

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Refusing to say "bless you" when they sneeze, because you hate them and don't want them to be blessed. #roommateprobs

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"That awkward moment when your roommates become friends and gossip about you"

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My roommate is so ratchet, it actually makes me upset to look at her #shallowprobs #roommateprobs

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STOP BRINGING YOUR WEIRD FRIENDS INTO OUR ROOM WHEN I'M TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK #roommateprobs

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Going from a queen sized bed at home to a twin XL at school <<< #dormlife

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Dorm AC's only have two temperatures: too damn hot, or too damn cold.

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Learning to choose your battles wisely. #roommateprobs

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When your roommate eats all of your food... #roommateprobs

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That awkward moment when your roommate snores so loud you can practically feel the earth shake #RoommateProbs

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It's not that I hate you. It's just I'm severely annoyed by you. #RoommateProbs

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Tell me what your crazy roommate does! http://t.co/q5rBOsAReD

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When your suitemate thinks she's home alone and starts blasting ghetto music #imstillhere #youarenotalone

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My roommate has more conversations with herself than with me #roommateprobs

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I'm sorry, I'm just having a problem trying to figure out how to shave my legs in dorm showers... #butseriously

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When you go home for the weekend and your roommate lets people sleep in your bed 😒 #thatstheshitidontlike

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My roommate likes to pretend that she thinks I'm weird, but even she can't deny my fabulousness 💁 #2fab4u

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Use my towel and then re-fold it and act like it never happened... #roommateproblems

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Blocks the sink with her hair #shitmyroommatedoes