Rob Carson

Full Time Investigator, Part Time Bad Joke Teller

[Rob Carson @RoCar0425]

@ask_aubry “Jesus hated you before you were even born!”

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@DonLew87 Why don’t we ask caucasions to prove they are white?

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@ibdgirl76 It’s easy to think no one should be on opioids if you have never been in severe, unending pain. It’s a total lack of empathy.

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@peterjhasson @FreeBeacon @SaysSimonson @ChuckRossDC Most people don’t put short stints at jobs on their resumes, especially when it is before their professional career.

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@RyanMarino “Doc, I don’t know why but ever since I began taking 90 Vyvanse a day I haven’t slept and I think I am glowing in the dark!”

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@ThePOTSPostman Another problem is finding a doctor that is helping you and then you find out your insurance doesn’t contract with their office any longer. I have had this happen twice in the last month.

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@EM_RESUS Cooties!

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@JoyceWhiteVance I’m surprised they didn’t just say she can’t run because she is not a white land-owning male US Citizen.

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@LakotaMan1 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!

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@IllyNOTLilly Spit.

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@CalltoActivism She’s right! If you ignore all of the diplomas and degrees and other academic accomplishments then SHE IS the most poorly educated candidate. Bobo for the win!

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@AntiToxicPeople “I will make it so no one gets fat eating chocolate chip cookies, and will give every woman in America between the ages of 20 and 30 an orgasm with my mind! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

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@SpeakPain2Power @guardian What do they consider the definition of “dependent” to be? I am on a couple of medications that I can’t stop taking because my body has become dependent on them. If I stop I will have a lot of the symptoms of withdrawal, but these are not opioids.

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@MarkHamill I really hope that’s fake or a joke. If she really got this done that means she doesn’t have anyone in her life to give her a reality check.

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@lawofruby Can anyone prove a quid-pro-quo between Trump congratulating these officials and then calling for another investigation? Were they promised something? Is this just to sow the seeds of distrust for November?

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@therecount I don’t see the ripple effect from drilling to bringing down the cost of housing. People are living further away from work because of housing and putting more demand on transportation which uses fuel. More drilling will only make it fractionally less expensive to drive to work.

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@gtconway3d @susie57 @LaCivitaC @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Does he ever post anything that does not include some kind of insult?

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@Acyn Why is his last name”Watters”? Does he have a problem wetting the bed? Someone should look into that.

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@Alphafox78 The source is a Facebook post by a California Parent?

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@stats_feed Healthcare.