RoCo

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[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Back in my day getting suspended for substances had a completely different meaning

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Yankees' Domingo Germán has been suspended ten games without pay for having a foreign sticky substance in Tuesday's game vs. Toronto.

In a pool report interview after the game, crew chief James Hoye said Germán’s was the “stickiest hand I’ve ever felt.” https://t.co/Nn2SsgV3vD

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Charmin… unbelievable

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Nick Punto 8th inning defensive replacement

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Who’s a retired player that if you saw playing in a game today you wouldn’t think twice?

I was just thinking if Kyle Korver was on any of these playoff teams I wouldn’t blink. I’d just be like oh yeah, that makes sense, he hasn’t retired yet

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Nic Nelson was my player to watch this offseason. He is now on pace for 56 grand slams. #iknowball

[Jackrabbit Baseball @GoJacksBaseball]

T5 | GRAND SLAM!

Nic Nelson tees off against the Trojan bullpen, connecting on a grand slam to left field that brings the Jackrabbits within two
#GoJacks

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

#itsagreatdaytobeajackrabbit

[Jackrabbit Baseball @GoJacksBaseball]

T5 | GRAND SLAM!

Nic Nelson tees off against the Trojan bullpen, connecting on a grand slam to left field that brings the Jackrabbits within two
#GoJacks

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Jesus terry

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

the ball is the program

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

@DontBetBadClubs will also be watching oral tonight, what site are you watching on?

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@claykees34 @AdamSchefter

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@mnwild @BLSeltzy wild in the regular season vs wild in the post season

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

@stlsportscntrl Great analysis, super insightful

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Bump

[Corey Miller @corey_miller5]

If I have to hear the commercial for that gambling show on Bally Sports Midwest where the guy awkwardly yells "Daddy's gotta have it!" one more time I am going to keel over and die.

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

You can tell a lot about a man’s character by the rapport he has with the local gas station attendant.

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

Returning #goldnado and young core, plus yadi and waino. How can you not be excited about what’s to come?

[Corey Miller @corey_miller5]

Evaluating this Cardinals season takes perspective.

This result from expectations at the beginning of the year = Huge disappointment.

The result from what it looked like a month ago = A month of excitement and baseball that mattered.

#STLCards

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Umps checking for sticky substances after that catch.

Might find a monster dick during that check cause that catch was insane.

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

@gatewaygrindrs Would have been quite concerned if the loss turned into a losing streak but to get back in the win column right after makes me think the loss is probably beneficial.

[Randy Karraker @RandyKarraker]

In 2016, the Cardinals were eliminated in game 162. In 2017, it was game 158. In 2018, it was game 161. Since the end of the 2010 season, the Cardinals have played a total of four regular season games in which they didn't have a chance to make the post-season.

[RoCo @RoCotweets]

SportsCenter casually saying Tatis fucked his mom

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

FERNANDO TATIS JR. JUST BECAME FERNANDO TATIS SR. 🤯

OUT OF DODGER STADIUM 😱

(via @MLB)

[MJWinkler @MJWinkler]

Harrison Bader celebrating with the kids behind him is beautiful. How can you not be romantic about baseball? #STLCards