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Prime Minister DaniiIKuznetsov has appointed GermanManagement, a Israeli intelligence officer and known Western European leader as the new MOIA.

Following this, critics are questioning if DaniiIKuznetsov's government is compromised or if they've ran out of suitable candidates.

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GeorgeGodsent returns to politics as new United Russia Party Chairman.

As a former senator and ally of PERSI4N who has opposed President Imperianum, his leadership signals a likely hardline anti-Imperianum stance as United Russia prepares for the upcoming State Duma elections.

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The Nordic Council, an international bloc of Nordic states, faced a admin abuse attack on its server. During the attack, Hades PMC took credit for the admin abuse.

Despite being a new alliance, Russian politicans have criticized the Council as holding anti-Russian bias.

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Presidential race intensifies with over 7 candidates now registered, including former President PERSl4N and current Prime Minister Leahvnx.

RT is running an early election poll in the QOTD channel of the Russian Federation server—have your say now.
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State Duma Chairman Imperianum has officially declared his presidential bid, representing the “A Just Russia” party in the race.

While he currently runs unopposed, it is unlikely the race will remain uncontested as the registration period continues ahead of the upcoming election

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Presidential election season begins as candidate registration opens, with campaigning starting immediately. Registration closes on the 4th; voting runs 48 hours starting on the 6th.

No candidates yet registered. RT will provide continuous election updates.

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Ausarian’s China, a former key Russian ally, exits the UN to focus on domestic development. The move leaves a Security Council seat open, with the former government endorsing a new China applicant to take its place.

Eastern analysts view the shift with cautious optimism.

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RPP Senator GeorgeGodsent has resigned from the Federation Council and left Russia, departing with the words: “Don’t make me come back.”

The FedCon now holds 2 vacant seats amid rising inactivity, raising concerns over its ability to maintain quorum and pass key legislation.

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Russia’s State Duma has approved a minimum wage for private sector workers, confirmed Iskander400 as Minister of Sports and UnitedLegend as Minister of Regional Development. Deputies also unanimously condemned the President’s dismissal of Grand Mufti UnitedLegend.

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Serbia appoints ElitSerbia—known leaker of Russian military channels and reported Mossad-linked globalist—as its new ambassador to the UN. Belgrade's alignment with Western forces worries analysts.

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Newly appointed Minister of Internal Affairs mk_ct announced boyscommand to General of the Police in grand attempt to reactivate the activity of the MVD.

The absence of a active MVD has allowed for unorganized crime to surge; the MVD seeks to stop the crime growth.

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MOES Minister Loud_Luger has announced successful reforms in the EMERCON's fire fighter service.

This comes after there's been a increase in the number of building fires within Sochi. Social media shows speculation around reports of mass arsonists in Sochi.

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Sochi telegram chats show law enforcement conducting mass raids and arrests on a unknown uniformed group within Sochi.

The Federal & Regional Government has yet to release any official statements. The uniformed group itself has also not made any official statements.

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The Krasnodar Krai Government and President PERSIAN held a tree lighting ceremony in Sochi to light the city's Christmas tree leading up to Orthodox Christmas on January 7th.

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In a effort to curb reckless driving caused by drunk drivers, the Directorate for Traffic Safety in Sochi has setup checkpoints along commonly used streets to check for drivers under the influence.

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Current International Armed Conflicts Counter: 6

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Oligarch DeanBeans01 lost millions at a Russian Casino in a intense game of blackjack. Upon realizing his Sberbank account had gone dry, he lit himself on fire.

He was shortly taken to a hospital where he could be heard muttering about "betting the whole Belarusian army budget."

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Despite the American delegation meeting with Russia, and CSTO; the Russian Federation has announced sanctions on the US and has cut relations with America after it was confirmed that the US had lied to President PERSl4N.

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President Persian organized a summit in Moscow between Russia, CSTO, and the United States to address the recent tense relations between the three.

The summit was a overwhelming success with over 30 delegates attending the summit.

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The Russian Armed Forces fought insurgent forces in a rural district outside Damascus, Syria. The military operation which was to establish peace and further push the enemy combatants was a successful, with commanders reporting that the operation was intense but manageable.