Rory Storrs

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@LeBatardShow @jeremytache Even the playback clips are political. Cant imagine why I stopped listening to this 'sports' podcast.

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@TheEcho13 Tone def, much?

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@danielinfresno @BillSimmons Someone explain it!

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@BrodieKnowsBall @slevin_heaven @CoachJim4UM Hold your off szn trophy high, losers.

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@goldnecklace2 @realgirl_fieri Kids are people too. You had access to modern technologies when you were a kid, I'm sure. I had every gaming device starting with Nintendo and I grew up in a trailer park. This take is old and needs to die like dinosaurs do.

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@BleacherReport @PatBevPod Spoken like a true loser

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@BillSimmons It's no coincidence that once Butler got cooking that they pulled Williams

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@TollyTaylor @wbaltv11 @GovWesMoore Consider how pathetic this man's life is. What adult has time to play show and tell every day with their favorite toy on the street corner? I seriously wish I had this kind of time in a day.

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@MikeStokes19 @c_shalls @darrincamilleri 13 years and counting..

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@RachAnn730 thinks our kids want to explore when it comes to food. Like, just because the 2 year old likes cheddar cheese doesn't mean he wants to try baked feta with sumac & grapes. He wants hot dogs with an entire bowl of ketchup for the 4th straight day.

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@aka_TMD Could have left out the word 'tax'

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I know you're really busy saving the turtles and all @Starbucks but when you get the chance, could you address your leaking lids for a $4 cup of coffee?? Why am I wearing more coffee than I'm drinking?

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Little man syndrome in a big truck is a plague on our society

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@Last_Brohican69 @espn The stadium is 96 years old. Short of sprinkling fairy dust over it I don't think that's changing. Same men of today demanding accountability from the youth but would elect to rebuild a whole damn stadium instead of holding these young men accountable for their actions as adults.

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Why is the cheese ball so superior over the cheetos?

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@starbucks charges $4 for a basic hot cup of coffee. But the stains left on your clothes, shoes, and car from their shitty lids is complimentary.

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I'm really upset I missed the dangling cross earring phase. I was too young to have an earring when Deion made it cool and now that it's back I'm nearly 40. Life is unfair 😞

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Up up & away

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@TLVersteegh @ProfeDeAngelo You can't force parent involvement by assigning homework. Bad parents are bad parents. Your argument is lacking perspective outside of the household you grew up in