Tanner Roach

Lactose tolerant, but not pretentious about it.

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

“i think i should get a little treat” has led me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

[Tanner Roach @RoachTanner]

@ceebrownn This was a rollercoaster. Would ride again.

[john lee @yumyumfattime]

This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try

[Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres]

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

[Kelsey Street @kels_1124]

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Police officer: [takes my mug shot]

Me: ok now a silly one

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

good morning my band’s song is in a viral video with a horse

[KYL @kylelebon]

saw lil homie playing w his yo-yo in line at target, asked to take a vid because he was murdering it, turns out literally last weekend he won the national yo-yo world championship in california 😂

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

me after the waiter says “enjoy your food” & I say “thanks you too”

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Play this video on a loop on my tombstone

[Tanner Roach @RoachTanner]

@ginadivittorio You think this is under $20?

[Tanner Roach @RoachTanner]

When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

[🐟 𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒏 🐠 @galgracen]

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

[𖤍 @yungcryptt]

i don’t like the person i become when i’m tracking a ups package

[Börks @BrooksBarber]

Why did my dad have to go this hard on insta and why am I crying in Nashville rn

[Robbie Couch @robbie_couch]

so the woman who sparked all the gender reveal party insanity is my new icon https://t.co/y3MshUfBsO