Roach - The Legendary Band

Lead Singer/Songwriter of the Greatest Band ("Roach"). We're here for the world and your enjoyment. We're made in the USA - but we're here for you all.

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@DrDeath1776 No stretch marks. Impressive.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[Variety @Variety]

“Reacher” star Alan Ritchson slammed the “fucking rapists” in politics and says he’d release the full Epstein files “in two seconds” to “hold people accountable”:

“I don’t care what room they’re in. Bitch, move. Give me the fucking manila envelope. I will get you the Epstein files,” he said on the “Happy, Sad, Confused” podcast. “Don’t you want to see what’s in there so that we can hold people accountable? These fucking rapists! We’re just cool with it?”

Without naming names, the action star turned his attention to a politician with quite a lot of power: “That bitch has the keys to the nuclear. He’s, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail. Go to jail.”

Ritchson prefaced the rant by joking that his publicist is somewhere “biting her nails” and saying he is “missing” the gene that makes some actors “afraid to speak their mind.” “Everybody is scared around me for what I’m going to say,” Ritchson said, adding that he is not a “loose cannon,” he’s just “saying the shit that everybody should say if they give a shit about humanity.”

https://t.co/j4Qyl9qi4l

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@realannapaulina Social Security is nice!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Joe Rogan is too chicken to have me on — so he and JD Vance spent three hours in their California Derangement Syndrome safe space.

How cute!

[Sophie Cunningham @rock_daiki]

Sensational😁

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

FIRST 40-POINT & 10-ASSIST GAME IN WNBA HISTORY.

CAITLIN. CLARK. IS. HER. 🔥

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@RobSchneider Those are a lot of random things

[Drew DeBiasse @DrewDeBiasse]

The American crow is so accurate he has to check and make sure one isn’t coming in hot.

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@HouseGOP Who are you talking to?

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@SarahHuckabee Your treatment of women says otherwise.

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@Timcast You’re paid by the Russians

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@HullLexie47509 Oh my

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I will never stop exercising my constitutional rights to stand up for Minnesotans and the American freedoms we hold dear.

My full statement on DOJ’s politically motivated investigation:

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A federal court just confirmed what everyone already knew:

Trump’s DOJ is illegally using the machinery of government to target his political enemies with bogus investigations.

That’s not justice. It’s corruption. IT MUST END!

[Roach - The Legendary Band @RoachofAmerica]

@SenTomCotton Interference

[iPaul @iPaulCanada]

哈兰德逛着逛着就进球了