#TedFuckedUpBigTime

teaching italians how to say daddy

[#TedFuckedUpBigTime @Road2InNOut2K16]

I think the highlight of this semester abroad was when em & I were walking & there was a stray pepper on the ground & she just goes "nice"

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@paigerss12 so blessed you're still following 🙏🏽💕 #truefan

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so our room is currently making noises as if we are living in a fish tank..

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"I would be balls deep in shrek"
"Or would shrek be balls deep in you?"
"Yes"

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E: any movies that you suggest that changed you fundamentally as a person?
K: hot rod.

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"I'm boring so I'll just get a sea breeze because I'm white" #guesswho

[taz is so tired |#SavePalestine @Taz4ToastedRavs]

I was such a douche back in the day lmao

[#TedFuckedUpBigTime @Road2InNOut2K16]

No communication=no bueno right @Taz4ToastedRavs

[Alpha Phi's King of Hearts @AlphaPhiKOH2018]

Representing @KSU_DeltaZeta we have @Lagrou14! RT/Fav to vote for Tyler for Mr. A List!

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@Road2InNOut2K16 🙏🏽💕

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Kaitlin just told me she's gonna train me to stop cracking my knuckles by spraying me with a spray bottle like I'm her new dog or something😑

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"My headache is gone. It's the vodka, I swear it's like liquid Tylenol" #guesswho

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We're sitting in our kitchen drinking champs and listening to Fleetwood Mac. These are the things that matter

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@TheSilentRiver go bud go u can do it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority? This is the latest
http://t.co/4IVBckTE

[#TedFuckedUpBigTime @Road2InNOut2K16]

I think some people worry I'm fragile sometimes... because I am #guesswho