Parker Douglas

Average Coca Cola enjoyer

[Parker Douglas @Roaming2121]

Spotify daylists really be called pussy'lickin good tuesday morning

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Best day ever is today

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I have so much I wanna do and so much time it's just some secret third thing stopping me

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Saw The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm opening night but you can't just bring up shit like that without people thinking you got a small dick

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We are back twitter

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Team Canada man a win wouldve given me a new refreshed positive outlook guess I just gotta keep being bummed

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My life isn't like that at all actually I js be saying shit

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My life is a silly series of hilarious timing both good and bad

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Mannnn

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And also this goes without saying but knowing all the words is one of the coolest things a person can do

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The most performative thing a person can do is look up the lyrics to American Pie to sing it if it comes on at a func you either know it or don't

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I am genuinely a disorganized fat chud but I hope people think I'm doing cool shit

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Do cinema cameras just come with tickets to Patagonia or what

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Twitter comeback

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Wait I actually didn't post this

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#justcracked

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Newsies is over

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@cargoesvroom_ Well we had Emma on socials for a bit..

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@neverouttatime 100 percent the first option

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@neverouttatime Bad bitch fs