witness to the great double stabbing of 2026

a deadbeat dad to a puppet with questionable energy (that human abomination is NOT my son) #neitherisedward #fakemoontruther

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

justifying the amount of money i just spent on tickets by calling it a child support payment 🙂‍↕️#imadeadbeatdad

[𝙅𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 @MWhiteShelley]

I’m going to call it his baby now #mcratl

[doomvienne @ketaminebear]

been applying to jobs for 8 months

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

i don't know who needs to hear this, but a part time job should not need 4 interviews

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

the cornell rape story is not gonna get schools to get rid of their fraternities, one of the frats at my school literally killed a guy and greek life was only shut down for a semester as a result

[pucca @puccaesquizoide]

Evento canonico querer morrer no dia do seu aniversário

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[parkour posey @imsavingface]

As a lesbian who was chronically single and bored, never have i once thought “wait let me go fuck a man”

[pedro 🦭 @impossibleprnce]

nao aguento que vcs demoraram 12 albuns + um deluxe pra perceberem que a loirinha sempre foi medíocre

but work diva

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

chappell and renee should NOT be part of this conversation keep their names out of ur fuckin mouth thank you very much

[endeavor @str4ngeendeavor]

So we’ve got Fletcher, Jojo Siwa, King Princess, Doechii, Renee Rapp, Chappell Roan, how many bisexuals will wrongly appropriate the lesbian label to spread the rhetoric that lesbians secretly crave men? Do we have any actual lesbians in the spotlight atp?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once

[kade🍓 @queerjoyguitar]

boygenius performance in 2026 and I wasn't there

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

you know my ass ordered the t.oro shirt so fast

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

shit so good i'd drain my savings to fly across the atlantic just to see it again

[achilleans like @achilleanslike]

mike faist and lucas hedges in brokeback mountain.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

headfirst slide into the outfield at dodger stadium on a bad bet by fall out boy

[Adrian Medina @AdrianMedina_16]

A duck decided to do a head first slide in the outfield at Dodger Stadium.

Thought I was watching National Geographic for a second.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Gen Z normalized "bed rotting" as self-care, but ADHD bed rotting hits different. You aren't relaxing. You are actively trapped in a mental prison of task paralysis where you want to get up and do your hobbies, but your brain’s ignition switch is completely disconnected.

[witness to the great double stabbing of 2026 @roanofarc]

unless you're able to jerk off miles edgeworth crazy style this game is pointless

[Wario64 @Wario64]

New Ace Attorney title announced - Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies VR - Announcement Trailer (Coming 2027 for Meta VR Glasses, Meta Quest 3/3S, Quest Pro, and Quest2) https://t.co/6LcWaABhF9

[M 🪰 saw demo lovers live @g3tupcow4rd]

happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world (firefly gerard)