Old Man Rattle

Such a mean old man.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

i still love you

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

nana said ben 10 is an agent of satan bro

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

nana please don’t take away my ben 10 watch please

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

they cut me off at sonic after 4 large ocean waters

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

showing the prize counter guy at dave & busters my chest hair

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

putting a poblano pepper in my bunghole

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

they’re writing me out of the show tomorrow

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

adrian explain our friend group

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white boy needs to get some pep in his step

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

Pretending the gas station is a jungle gym

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

led zeppelin just stole my fricking riff bro

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

Trying to return an iTunes gift card to a RadioShack that doesn’t even exist anymore

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

white people be like my doctor said i’m not smoking enough pot

[swinky @swinkying]

@Kuzz0n @unrequiet please suck on my big fat nuts

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

uwu just kidding

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

uwo

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bro you just made me go from uwu to owo bro

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

neuralink gave me peptid ad in my right eye

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@killlikebutton bad to the bone

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

neuralink just connected my brain to the bob dylan subreddit and i want to die