carl cocks

techno house dj. vinyl collector. quicksand survivor. guilty of impregnating your girlfriend’s mouth

[carl cocks @music_vaping]

the only time i miss my wife is when i swing and she ducks

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Why does zootopia get treated like it’s a classic

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Lowkenuinely

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would anyone get mad if fat women died

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

putting this over my menu at chili’s

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vaping is bad oh boohoo

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spiritually i am a resident of new jersey

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i’ve got four skins in this game

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bro your dance moves are scientific

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@Hey54636 I only had a sip

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@CockPornis Freak out

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singing lenny kravitz to jerking off

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i’ve been waiting for my girlfriend’s friend to answer my text for 2 weeks shamone

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i smell like i was in a bad car accident

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making my neighbor drink soup out of my foreskin

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when you need frank ocean but you get frank sinatra

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3 new drake albums 🍒🪩🐆

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

smoking crack outta my foreskin

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my wife only uses her borat voice during sex

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hey siri why isn’t my penis working

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my penis is not functioning properly this morning