Roark Harris

I do videos on Youtube. Apparently 300 people like them. If you want to check them out, here's the channel link!

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#TheDisasterArtist
@TommyWiseau @TheRoom
#NeverGiveUpOnYourDreams #TheRoom

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@NickLutsko Hell yup

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Baffled by the name change of Twitter, reporters asked Elon Musk why?
Musk replied “no, X.”

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Made a Roark's Productions shirt in #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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@elonmusk @LEGO_Group
Was looking through the new Lego catalog with my sister. All these fancy Lego cars, but no Lego Teslas.
A deal should be brokered with the plastic-brick people and the electric-vroom-vroom people.

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The word “pierogi” hurts to look at.
Especially when taking into account knowing how you’re supposed to pronounce it.

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@Auralnauts This is why the internet was created.

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

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If D.B. Weiss and David Benioff won’t answer the biggest question of Game of Thrones, fine.
I’ll do it myself.
https://t.co/i6eKhDsVKO

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HBO subscribers: Did you guys just release the Watchmen trailer because people aren’t happy with GoT?

HBO: What?! No! Of course not! It was just coincidental timing, that’s all...

HBO subscribers: Okay, well that last GoT episode SUCKED!

HBO: https://t.co/zjjiKR5ADw

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#GameofThrones

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@ARHdrris https://t.co/w1TTtMw7N0

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#GameofThrones

The Night King: *dies underwhelmingly*

Cersei: hold my wine

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Credit to @ARHdrris for coining the term “ePhone” when I started with the “MuskPhone”.

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Dear @elonmusk: If you haven’t already considered it, have you thought about making an ePhone (or a MuskPhone, or an ElonPhone, or a...umm...Tesla-BoringCompany-SpaceX-SuperPhone...inator)?
It would surely be the best smartphone on the market.
But that’s just my opinion.