Roast Master

[Roast Master @RoastMaster247]

Stick to CrossFit fam

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I’d like to formally apologize for that lame ass tweet last night. That’s not what we’re about. The responsible party has been fucking fired

[Roast Master @RoastMaster247]

#RIPjunior

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Still gave out your number #youthot @CarlyAlloco

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@linds_duke supp shawty

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@KFCBarstool you are a colossal piece of shit

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@Wendys Mess with the bull and you get the horns. Youve been warned

[Roast Master @RoastMaster247]

@Wendys Im coming after you today. You merely adopted roasting; I was born to roast. #NationalRoastDay

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@Eatmorecod eat less cod bro. And lite coin sucks. #boomroasted #NationalRoastDay

[Roast Master @RoastMaster247]

Your boy has made his triumphant return. Time to roast some fools. #NationalRoastDay

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@JozyAltidore & Michael Bradley, congrats on the #MLSCup now take that momentum into the World Cup! oh, wait... #DidntQualify #BoomRoasted

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@AlfieBCC when you go on an airplane do they charge you for 2 seats? #FatAss #BoomRoasted

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@Adampodlesh08 heard you lost your punting gig? Check out http://t.co/nwqlF4KiUO

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@DanicaPatrick how far back from first are you gonna finish tonight? #BowLegged #BoomRoasted

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@liindseyduke shawwwwttty

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@BBortles5 tell your girl @LiindseyDuke to quit sending me selfies #MrStealYoGirl #BoomRoaster

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@Singleton_PTA Eat your NerdsRope and cheer up #MadGuy #BoomRoasted

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@AECaniff I remember my first college class....five years ago #BoomRoasted

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@sydneyleroux Your back tat makes me lose wood #BoomRoasted

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@DangeRussWilson What baseball career? #BoomRoasted