Sebastiano Fazio

[Sebastiano Fazio @RoastSebFazio]

Seinfeld released the family comedies Bee Movie and Unfrosted, the biggest bombs a Jewish man has dropped on unsuspecting children.

[Sebastiano Fazio @RoastSebFazio]

You can now book the X-Men’s X-Mansion on AirBnb. No thanks. If I wanted to stay somewhere constantly blown up by bigots, I’d move to Palestine.

[Sebastiano Fazio @RoastSebFazio]

The Leafs website crashed. Not surprised they had trouble stringing 3 Ws together.

[Sebastiano Fazio @RoastSebFazio]

Fine. Since we’re making OJ jokes, I’ll take 7 stabs at it