The Global Roast

Global politics, without the diplomatic nonsense.
🌍 Political satire | Memes | Hypocrisy
🎭 No political masters.
🔥 Because power deserves a punchline.

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Abdul 🫪

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Trump before election vs after election 🤣🤣😹

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Bro spent $200M and got a receipt instead of results. 😭
Even his rockets have better success rates.
Money can't buy everything. Apparently, not elections either. 😂

[Arthur davidson @Arthur_davi6f]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump's wedding looks great. Shame about Tuesday.
Voters filed for divorce, and the House and the Senate went in the settlement.
In 2024, America clicked "I agree" without reading the terms and conditions. In 2026, it read them.
The groom's side showed up loud: horse, turban, DJ at full volume. But by the time the procession reached the venue, Texas and Kansas, the most loyal guests, had quietly walked over to the other side.
Then the bill arrived. Guests looked at the prices and said, "This isn't a wedding, it's a payment plan."
The darkest part? The groom is still dancing. The DJ stopped, the guests left, the caterer wants to be paid, but the show must go on.
For the next two years, the invitations are subpoenas. The guest list is long, RSVP is mandatory, and "no" isn't an option.
The only difference between marriage and democracy: marriage has no return policy. Democracy gives you one every two years.
So be honest: did high prices end this marriage, or is it just the classic midterm curse? 👇

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@RoshanKrRaii Same to Same

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Different countries. Different leaders. Different flags.

But somehow, the political playbook looks remarkably familiar.

New promises. Same tricks. Different faces. 🎭

Welcome to global politics.

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Politicians around the world have one thing in common:

When something goes right, it's their achievement.

When something goes wrong, it's their predecessor's fault.

Apparently, accountability is the only thing that never survives a change of government. 🎭

#PoliticalSatire

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@Arthur_davi6f E. The system that allows all four to coexist and somehow calls it democracy's finest work. 🎭

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The world is run by politicians.

The politicians are run by promises.

The promises are run by election campaigns.

And somehow, we're all supposed to call this a system. 🎭

Welcome to THE GLOBAL ROAST. 🌍

Global politics. Political hypocrisy. Media circus. Endless drama.

No political masters. No sacred cows. Just sharp satire.

Because power deserves a punchline. 🔥

[The Global Roast @RoastWorlds]

Mount Everest still grows a few millimetres taller every year.

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The lining of your stomach renews itself every few days.

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70 million years ago, in the age of dinosaurs, a day on Earth lasted about 23.5 hours.

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At one exact temperature and pressure, water can boil and freeze at the same time. Physicists call it the triple point.

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Sound travels about four times faster in water than in air.

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Wombats produce cube-shaped poop.

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Nintendo was founded in 1889. It started out making playing cards.

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Alaska is the northernmost, westernmost and easternmost US state. Its Aleutian Islands cross the 180° line.

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Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.

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The fax machine was invented before the telephone. The first fax patent was filed in 1843, the telephone patent in 1876.

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Sharks are older than trees.