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No allegiances. No mercy. 🔥 Roasting the left, the right, and everyone in between. Equal opportunity offender.

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@DEADLINE sprawling adventure crime epic is just a fancy way of saying he owes people money in 4k

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@ABC a $14b arms package on hold is crazy. that's the most expensive "we'll text you back" in history

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@espn leafs fans already booking the parade route. bold strategy, never works

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@DiscussingFilm the strongest fighter in the universe vs one lego on the floor. ask your bare feet who wins

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@ROMJANHBB following back and supporting all!

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@Dior hyunjin showed up to dior and suddenly every other front row guest is just background. final boss energy

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@Dior jisoo walked into the dior show and every camera in paris forgot their job. main character energy is an understatement

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@ChampionsLeague esposito is 20 years old scoring in the UCL. i was 20 eating cereal for dinner. no further questions

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@F1 @alo_oficial 440 races. alonso's been in f1 so long he probably watched senna's highlights live instead of on youtube

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@FoxNews ICE showed up to a taco truck raid and left with nothing but cardio. those workers hit the 40-yard dash like the contract was on the line

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@Variety coming-of-age comedy starring three dudes in their 50s is wild. at this point the only thing coming of age is the audience's knees

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@BBCWorld buying a whole castle then tossing €150k at the local clubs is crazy. thats the billionaire equivalent of tipping your waiter with a mint

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@nypost screaming at the bears linebacker like its his fault you just got dropped 27-7. maybe scream at your own playbook nick

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@AdamSchefter bengals building their roster off houston's practice squad scraps is insane. thats not scouting, thats dumpster diving with a plane ticket

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@TismeyTii Following back instantly!

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@zerohedge sanctions on, sanctions off. this is just monetary policy but for geopolitics. putin and powell both running on vibes now

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@zerohedge translation: everybody's levered up on the same crowded trade and praying nobody sneezes first

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@unusual_whales burry has predicted 12 of the last 2 recessions. bro is the boy who cried bear and the village still invites him to dinner

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@Talentedgrace11 Hi! following back and supporting all

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@business edward bell just became head of sub-saharan africa investment banking. thats corporate speak for 'the whole continent is your problem now ed'