🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰

WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA!!
The #PedoPresident MUST BE HELD TO ACCOUNT!
FIGHT TO SAVE DEMOCRACY!!

Oh, and Elmo can kiss my ass!

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

This was in 1999
She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla

Retweet so that the truth spreads

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

@AlexpiersonAMP Somebody's jealous😘😘😂😂

[Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) @magyarpeterMP]

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In defiance of Vladimir Putin and Viktor Orban, voters in Hungary today will vote against Orban’s authoritarianism. Today’s the day Orban’s reign ends. This is being almost entirely ignored by mainstream media. Let’s make it go viral.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Blockading a blockade is the work of a pure stable genius like no one has ever seen before. Only @realDonaldTrump could have thought of this.

It's like, "You think you can shoot at us? Well, we'll show you—we'll shoot ourselves!!"

We should all have tears in our eyes.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

The emperor has no clothes.

Time for the #25thAmendment. Congress and the Cabinet must act.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DEAR MR. TRUMP,

THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. WHILE WE REVIEW YOUR "LIVING IN HELL" STATEMENT OF LOVE AND PEACE, WE SUGGEST YOU APPLY TO THE INTERNATIONAL COURT AT THE HAGUE. YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: To all the people pretending that there is not speculation about Trump's health, Trump has officially SKIPPED all THREE of his scheduled Easter masses he was scheduled to attend, as well as the Easter Egg Hunt.

You all can pretend this is normal, but it's not. And I don't care if Donald Trump Jr. attacks me again for posting this.

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

@MelissaUtter4 @JonLemire Some do, but given how much of our media is owned by Trump Humping American billionaires it doesn't happen enough.
Also, they are cautious due to the fact we that can't evict our basement tenants so we do still have to be try and be nice.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Jake Tapper doing the bare minimum in reading out Donald Trump’s unglued Easter post.

Bro wrote a book on Biden and won’t say anything about Donald Trump losing alllll his marbles.

Tapper can get bent.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar Haven’t seen him in days and then we get a post that sounds nothing like him outside of the fact that it’s unhinged…

What the fuck is going on?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s Easter Sunday and the so-called “president of the United States” just praised Allah while threatening to commit war crimes against the country of Iran.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

New German law requires men 18 to 45 to get permission from the armed forces if leaving country more than 3 months. 18 year olds must fill out survey on suitability for military. We’re gonna miss the Pax Americana.

https://t.co/i02l14e1xk

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

Here it is *with* date and time for those saying it's fake. MSNow's The Weekend also showed the post and read it word for word on air.

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

An Easter morning message from President Donald Trump

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

@MelissaUtter4 @JonLemire