Robert Johnson

Some guy.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

I remember this well. It was the first time I thought, "I hate Trump."

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@VivekGRamaswamy Vivek couldn’t fit in, so to try to win he turned into vicious Vivek Ramachihuahua, the rabid little ankle-biter yap, yap, yapping.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

Vivek Ramaswamy have shaken hands and even hugged with a prominent Republican sex offender before.

Then Vivek featured a child molester in his campaign ad, and recently a horrible hag from hell pedophile enabler.

So, Trump and JD Vance says hush, you whiny Republicans! It’s just business as usual.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

When challenged that El-Sayed’s actual first name is Abdul, Trump responded: “I'm the president. I can call him whatever the hell I want.”

Trump said, “It’s Abdullah baba baba ba Muhammad Al Sayed.”

Abdul El-Sayed, or Mohammed El-Sayed or whatever Trump calls him, is a much better human being than convicted felon Donald Trump, which is his full name and title.

Also much better than Trump are Barack Hussein Obama II, and Zohran Kwame Mamdani.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@covie_93 They’re guaranteed a job at a rebranded Republican Cracker Barrel

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@atrupar The next step for Trump’s makeover is for Easter: The Cadbury Oval Office.

Then the Gold House is almost complete.

https://t.co/rqIotF2fmM

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The White House put up Cadbury decorations for Easter.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@atrupar Beta Predator President Donald J. Trump of the Swamp

🎵 See ya later, alligator!
After while, pedophile! 🎶

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@NickNicotera @briantylercohen JD Vance has an inflatable couch hidden away in case of flooding.

And Natalie Harp has an inflatable life preserver, too.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@atrupar Even Elon Musk’s AI Grok disagrees with Michele Tafoya: “In short, the claim does not match her documented positions, votes, or actions.”

But, Trump will likely agree with Michele, like he did with Vivek Ramaswamy, another malicious candidate

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan stated in a recent speech, “My lived experience has informed my belief that we should wrap our arms around our neighbors in need.”

Sideline reporter and opposing candidate Michele Tafoya about high prices stated, "Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks so that gas goes a little further" and urged people to "be patriots about this".

Ross: "The lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
Joey: "What color is the paste? … If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and nobody’s the wiser!"

https://t.co/r6F98nwzLr

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@Bella_Italia609 How about a nice piranha?

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@ChipHarbour @Scottcrates You said “croak” and I was confused for a moment.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@atrupar Melania is already already negotiating a ceasefire.

Spolier alert: It’s actually Marco Rubio.

https://t.co/OuU9OIjQA4

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LMAO -- Exclusive Senior Adviser to First Lady Melania Trump Marc Beckman claims Melania is "negotiating a ceasefire" between Russia and Ukraine

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@NotHoodlum @atrupar Melania negotiating a ceasefire?

It’s actually Marco Rubio.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@Quadcarl Melania negotiating a ceasefire? It’s actually Marco Rubio.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@MarElizUniv We could probably do this all day. But let’s not! I have to be able to eat today and sleep later!

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@ArchDeltaHound LOL. But … sorry. Here’s a piranha instead.

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@RonFilipkowski

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@RonFilipkowski

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@2ScatterJoy Nice. I wish I could do that!

[Robert Johnson @Rob184rob]

@Acyn “Which is the snake?”

I got the answer right!