Robert Florez C

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Soy colombiano en el exterior y llevo 4 días esperando que @Bancolombia cumpla con el agenda miento de llamada para activar mi segunda clave.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

If Brazil joins the right-wing camp, as it increasingly seems to be doing, only three black spots would remain: Canada, Mexico, and Nicaragua. Slowly but surely, the world is healing itself.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

I need the photographer who did that gym wall for my Instagram.Nobody is even remotely recognizable #macondobilingue

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

we still won't fly there

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

They’ve been trying to negotiate a treaty with Mercosur for 15 years. I absolutely love how delusional the Reds can be. Good luck getting those 27 votes. 😂 #macondobilingue

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

I will NEVER get used to the absolutely criminal combination of garlic, onions, and a damp gym towel. Who thought this was an acceptable scent? #everygymeverywhere

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

White people problems: Duo or Pro Max ? #macondobilingue

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Para los que se sorprendieron con lo de Abelardo…ya lo había hecho Fujimori en los 90 y sin mantas sobre los cuerpos. Ni para innovar sirven … #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Today marks 87 years since Germany invaded Poland. Yesterday, Russia flew through Polish airspace without permission #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

En estos momentos, no sé qué es más vergonzoso: haber nacido en el país de Pablo o en el de Abelardo. #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

What’s happening in Ceuta, Spain, seems to confirm, comma by comma, everything Trump has been saying about the European Union. #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Ya que están con Duolingo, espero aprendan a pronunciar “journey” y “road map” de forma apropiada. #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

I honestly wonder what black magic people in Vancouver use to survive. When they aren’t at the gym, they’re out hiking, while I’m trapped in meetings from 6 AM to 4 PM just to barely afford a phone. Make it make sense.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

I honestly wonder what black magic people in Vancouver use to survive. When they aren’t at the gym, they’re out hiking, while I’m trapped in meetings from 6 AM to 4 PM just to barely afford a phone. Make it make sense. 🤡

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Que tipo de mierda es Uribe. Lo fue, lo es y lo será. La pregunta es: que va a hacer la derecha ? Apoyar al viejo senil o al nuevo psiquiátrico ? #macondo

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

@DonLuisEduardo 🤣

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

I actually had to email Google because I started getting ads on my YouTube videos… like poor people do.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Reminder: Wherever your light is dimmed, that is not where you belong...and it’s not about places.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Have you seen Germany’s latest economic results? The left only seems to know how to destroy economies. And we all know what happened the last time Germany ended up bankrupt.

[Robert Florez C @Rob189]

Colombia y su audiencia es tan insignificante en términos de revenue para cualquier artista, que si el país te deja de escuchar, no pasa nada. Así que no se molesten. #macondo