Rob

Fake artist, fake comedian, fake musician, fake lover.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@artcetype @Verityy1x Most carry because they fee less than other people and need to feel superior because they are scared of imaginary scenarios that their inner child carries around because they’ve never had the self-awareness to emotionally mature. They’ll say it’s “protection” = security toy 🧸

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@FortniteStatus White screen on PS4, music in background.

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@RIprobz Long haulers.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

I don’t have a ruler but I do know a dozen inch worms who love to conga. #fuckthemetricsystem

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Monday is the Devil.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

I ate it in the car.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

Ring Dings are tastier than Ding Dongs.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@sw_holocron So that’s how you fill a plot hole...

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@JJWhitesnake They’re playing footsy under there.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

Sitting in my shrink’s office waiting room. There’s another woman waiting here too. Wondering if she’s a nympho. That’s how my brain works.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@JJWhitesnake If a toilet snake bites my ass he’ll have a shitty time.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@GroovyHistory I didn’t dig the Director’s Cut with all the comic book panels - kinda ruined the pacing.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@SantanaEquip_AZ You’re driving me up the wall today.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@mirthismight @jfkxrfk If his chin was shaped like balls there’d be a theme going on.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@pattonoswalt iWhale

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You know you’ve been a #graphicdesigner for a long time when you can write your own Lorem Ipsum copy.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

Apparently the only reported death by a turtle was the death of Aeschylus Maximus who was killed by a turtle dropped by an eagle who mistook his bald ass head for a rock.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

Whatever I need to do, or not do, to get a gold tooth right now... I’m doing it.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

@drtarasanderson Regardless of how a confession impacts a relationship, it’s better than lying.

[Rob @RobAdams4473]

Boss caught you on LinkedIn. You feel guilty. Like your girlfriend caught you on Tinder. “Just lookin’ baby.”