Rob Asaro

Comedian -Actor -Writer in a perpetual existential crisis.

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[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@megynkelly I don't know who you are but you are a terrible person .

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@lisakippy @willchamberlain No matter ones political position, we can all agree you have too much time on your hands.

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@realDonaldTrump You dumbass. You'll go down in world history as a stain on this planet and these times. You are the most reviled man in American history. Rapist. Misogoynist. Conman. Stupid fking idiot. Your legacy is a joke.

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@gtconway3d
Ive never seen a convict violate a gag order before sentencing but then I've never seen an Ex president/gameshow host/insurrectionist convicted for falsifying records related to a porn star he banged while his wife was pregnant. It's a week of firsts

#trumpforprison

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

First the #EPA bans #asbestos, then #Trump can't post a #bond.

Bad day to be a #poison.

#bloodbath
#TrumpForPrison2024

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

The twice impeached gameshow host/rapist who told us to drink bleach, caused an insurrection and has 4 indictments thinks Haley is Pelosi. This is the LEADING GOP candidate for President. Welp, we've had a good run... #TrumpMentalHealth

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

I know about your 12/18/20 meeting at the Oval.

I know about your meeting at the Willard.

I have your texts.

I have witnesses.

I know why you asked for pardons.

Get ready.

Your time is coming.

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@7Veritas4 please sir, move the trial to New Jersey and Please make me a juror. I'd be the best juror - everyone says so. All the best people. I promise not to taunt the defendant with my "Maybe the bleach can knock it out" t-shirt.

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@7Veritas4 @7veritas4 Hilarious! Please fill his little hands with all the indictments they can handle. Please indict him in New Jersey. Please select me for the jury. It's all I'll ever ask for in this world again. C'mon Jack! People are saying I'm the best juror. All the best people!

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

He bragged that being indicted was a badge of honor.

Ok.

Make room for more badges.

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

"Carl? Say, Carl? Going to need to get my resume updated to 'thrice indicted.' Can you get on that Carl? You know what, let's just be proactive and put in Four times." #TrumpINDICTED #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpForPrison2024

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

I can't breathe! What a terrible day to decide to run a half marathon and take up #smoking

#nycweather #njsmoke #orangesky #wildfires

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@maggieNYT 7

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@WorkingTidal @TheTankNYC Thank you for coming!

[David Quang Pham @WorkingTidal]

Got lost again at @TheTankNYC and found myself at LOST AGAIN by @RobAsaroShow. The journey had me into a mindful pretzel.

[New Jersey Stage @NewJerseyStage]

Rob Asaro's "Lost Again" to Have Limited Run at The Tank #NJStage #NewJerseyStage ->https://t.co/uBkpyLR6Hg

[Patrick Hickey Jr., Journo, VO, Legacy Comix @ReviewFixPat]

Review Fix Exclusive: Rob Asaro and Jay Michaels Talk ‘Lost Again’ https://t.co/Mi1jWcaEEM

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@Helen_E_Shaw Hi there! I would love to send you a press release about my show at The Tank in Manhattan. Is there a place I can send it to. Thank you. [email protected]

[Rob Asaro @RobAsaroShow]

@joeycsims We would like to invite you to our play at the Tank if you are interested. How can we get in touch with you

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@gtconway3d @gtconway3d Would a trial happen in Florida or D.C.?