Rob Blivion

mandolin shredder, explorer, citizen of the world

debut album Stoner Mandolin now streaming everywhere

check out my band @thedanburylie
merch: @lieshirts

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It's always the most selfish people I know that are the biggest fans of communism. Like bro how you gonna distribute wealth equally when I doubt you'll even return the dollar I lent you

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KNICKS IN 5!!!

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I have no problem with people enjoying Taylor Swift but let's be honest, her music sounds like it was perfectly crafted to play at TJ Maxx

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feeling a little better thankfully 🙏

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I’m not saying I need to be a rich rockstar but there’s gotta be something between this and corporate slave

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Most stuff is $1.50 now so it’s actually kind of a ripoff

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Dollar Tree is low key the best store in America

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I can’t tell anyone in my family because they’ll just act like my depression is a sign that I should’ve done what they told me instead of living my own life. That’ll be make it worse. So I stay silent

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I’m hurting deeply right now. Nobody sees this account so they won’t know. Just bummed about a lot of things and really confused. I know I don’t have it bad, but everything kinda sucks in this moment. Besides the Knicks winning, that’s still awesome

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I’m hurting deeply right now. Nobody sees this account so they won’t know. Just bummed about a lot of things and really confused. I know I don’t have it bad, but everything kinda sucks in this moment. Besides the Knicks winning, that’s still awesome

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Would put 2007 Giants run up there too even though I’m a Jets fan

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Knicks 2026 were my favorite playoff run since the 96 Yankees

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Knicks 2026 were my favorite playoff run since the 96 Yankees

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Having withdrawal from the Knicks playoff run… might try crack

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Austin is a nice weird little city in the middle of Texas and also I hate this place but it’s cool

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Musicians be like “I did heroin my whole 20s and at 30 became a political science intellectual”

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Coca-Cola

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

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I'd like to meet some famous people, but I have no interest in making AI videos to pretend I did

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Hell yeah I’m moving to nyc for some free groceries BITCH!

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Democrats pushed for men in women’s bathrooms so hard that people chose a president who denies food stamps to the hungry

[Wake Up Patriot 🇺🇸 @WakeUpPatriott]

🚨BREAKING: In a 5-4 decision, SCOTUS has struck down the Biden-Harris administration's rewrite of Title IX, which would have allowed men in women’s sports, bathrooms, locker rooms, dorms, and compelled speech.

Do you support this decision?

A. YES B. NO

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Imagine making $50 million and paying literally half of it to the military budget

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Anyway how bout them blue jays

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Dudebro, stress is stressful