Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
UPDATE: Now over a DOZEN Republican Senators are standing together DEMANDING no August recess until the SAVE America Act is passed.
Here’s the roster now:
-Mike Lee
-Rick Scott
-Tommy Tuberville
-Jim Banks
-Ashley Moody
-Darline Graham
-Bill Hagerty
-Katie Britt
-Todd Young
-Marsha Blackburn
-Eric Schmitt
-Dave McCormick
No recess until the SAVE America Act is passed.
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just went full-blown WAR MODE for the SAVE America Act, telling Congressional leadership the rule will be DEFEATED unless SAVE is attached to the NDAA
"I don’t care who in this chamber hates me for it."
"We have feckless leadership in the Senate refusing to pass the SAVE America Act."
"Should I also mention there are members in my own chamber who are more concerned about putting Senators in a “tough spot” on the NDAA than passing SAVE America. Did you not all run on this and promise this to your voters?"
"So yes, 1,000%, the rule will go down until you attach the SAVE America Act."
Spencer Pratt just BROKE the internet! Spencer said he REFUSES to concede & will fight the Los Angeles Mayor Results in court!
Do you still support Spencer?
🚨 Spencer Pratt just dropped what he claims is a bombshell on Karen Bass and Nithya Raman.
He says he has a recording that could be politically devastating and warned that federal investigators may soon be taking a closer look.
If his claims hold up, this could become one of the biggest stories in Los Angeles politics.
This video is a must-watch. 🍿👀
HOLY CRAP! Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) is now calling for GOP Senators to get STRIPPED of their Committee Chair assignments if they oppose nuking the zombie filibuster or would vote for Democrat amendments on the floor
"YOU GOT TO PLAY HARDBALL!" 🔥
"We've got several people that are not going to vote for filibuster, or they probably vote for some of the Democrat amendments. You say, listen, you do that. You're out as chairman of a committee. You're out. Immediately out."
"We're going to put somebody else in. Because that's the reason people stay here is to have power. But we do it because of seniority!"
"We don't do it because of merit. We don't have the best people in some of these chairmanship. So we've got to do the right thing."
"It starts at leadership. We're going to go in. I'm going to listen to it. And if we don't make changes, we go and try to beg people to do things. It doesn't work. Put their feet to the fire. Let's go to work and let's work with President Trump!"
Turns out that Jimmy, Dave, Igor, Ryan, and an assortment of Jew hating life-losers, disgruntled libs, sexual deviants, leg-humpers, drunks and failed comedians really aren’t a great coalition for winning a conservative primary election IRL. Shocker.
We didn’t ask for this ideological war, they did. And we finished it. Matter of fact, we didn’t even invite them to this party.
They invited themselves. And then they shit in the punch bowl and now they’re playing dumb as to why we threw their asses out.
Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your “river to the sea” terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It’s their ONLY thing.
Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit.
-Dan
🚨BREAKING:🚨FBI EXECUTES SEARCH WARRANT AT CALIFORNIA HOME OF ADAM SCHIFF - The FBI has reportedly quietly executed a search warrant at the home of DISGRACED Democrat US Senator Adam Schiff of California this morning, allegedly SEIZING A TREASURE TROVE OF TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND MATERIALS related to its MASSIVE ONGOING RUSSIAGATE INVESTIGATION, of which Schiff is said to be one of the key targets and subjects for the role that he played in this COUP ATTEMPT against President Trump. Schiff and his wife are said to have been home at the time in which the search was conducted - and multiple sources are reporting that the Senator is VERY LIKELY facing charges for SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY AND SERIOUS VIOLATIONS OF THE ESPIONAGE ACT - which could potentially land him in federal prison for the rest of his life. What are YOUR THOUGHTS on this MAJOR BREAKING STORY... Are YOU ready to FINALLY see Schifty Schiff face justice for this TREASONOUS CONSPIRACY against President Trump and the 80+ million of us who voted for him?
🚨 Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt DROPS a DEVASTATING bombshell on Karen Bass, straight from a children's playground filled with DRUGS
"Look at this. That's an encampment where fentanyl addicts and dealers post up. That's the PARK." 🤯
"When you can’t even drive to a campaign event in Karen Bass’ LA without stumbling upon a cartel-run drug house at a playground. WOW."
"By the way, I dare the Police and Fire union bosses to publicly poll their members to show which candidate they *actually* support. Who do you think they’re voting for?"
@SpencerPratt is PURE COMMON SENSE! Vote for the golden age!