Rob Chester Smith

Actor/Writer/Time-Waster

[Rob Chester Smith @RobChesterSmith]

@MisterSniffen personally, i'm turned on.

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watching england vs. italy and i am confused by not seeing commercials every thirty seconds. how do these foolish europeans know what to buy? #Euro2020Final

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No ESPN so I'm watching #Eurocup2021 on Univision. My Spanish is rusty but I think England just kicked the ball to the library and Italy has a dog.

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as a professional actor I have to say that some of these players are really phoning it on on these flops. #EuroCup2021

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We spend all this time talking about COVID and the delta variant but meanwhile the showrunners of Game of Thrones still haven't been brought to justice. #finalseason #neverforget

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Lebron and the lakers may have flamed out early in the playoffs but it's okay cause space jam is coming out soon and his work in the field of wooden acting is just as important as #playoffbasketball.

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If you lived 4 decades of life calling it "amplitheater" instead of "amphitheater"...that's something you would want someone to tell you, right? Like, if someone let you know that, you would probably be a little thankful, right?
Asking for a friend whose marriage is in trouble.

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@MisterSniffen wow you married my mom.

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@MisterSniffen these are all great, but who am i kidding. i spend most of the time hiding in the bathroom wringing my hands and trying to decide how and if to address the individual's casual racism.

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OK I give up maybe they're right. I mean, they seem really sure of themselves. Where do i get one of those giant flags.

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this song is stuck in my head. it is the whiniest cryingest song ever created. and the sax riff sounds like benny hill slowed down.

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i'm pretty sure this will never be topped. I dare you to try. https://t.co/A60aL5i3Sp https://t.co/A60aL5i3Sp

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Not surprised AT ALL https://t.co/q0ar8zHr1d https://t.co/q0ar8zHr1d

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and a salami-bacon to all of you. https://t.co/UdVDqeTRPM

[Rob Chester Smith @RobChesterSmith]

i just got cayenne pepper in my eye, please help

[Rob Chester Smith @RobChesterSmith]

Hi everybody- i dont usually like to post about personal stuff but many have been asking. My wife Sierra Cleveland Smith has still not watched a single episode of Watchmen. Thank you everyone for your support during this whole thing.