Dame Judi Wench

This is where I have my breakdowns.

[Dame Judi Wench @robcoco]

Sorry to disappoint any new followers, but mostly I just drink wine with my cats and tweet snarky things about D-list celebrities.

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Hmmmm, another Matty Healy song, we got it, lady.

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I asked the Grink to translate this and it came up with "Having my pussy eaten and fucked and my tits sucked and sex with a man would cure me." I dunno, make of that what you will.

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Having my **** **** and **** and my **** ****** and *** with a ***** would cure me.

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@reddwarf40 There's something about this guy.... I'm going to assume his favourite number is 88.

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Are you serious? I'm expected to do work? Right now? Right in front of my snacks?!

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Lady Gaga really was cooking with her Judussy on that day.

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@hammocklyfe Agreed!

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Not that it's any of your business, but obviously something I'm doing at the gym is working because my tits are fucking massive right now.

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Could you imagine me as a parent? A Current Affair would be running an 'exclusive' on me every week. Tracey Grimshaw herself (whomst has blocked me on here, just FYI) would be camping out on my lawn ready to ambush me every time I left the house.

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I'm sorry if this is too "woke" for some people, but there should be more songs about the weekend.

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@realvilejelly Warnings are for the weak. Finding out the hard way builds character.

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@realvilejelly 'Serving suggestion only' when they're quite clearly giving out orders.

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It's ungodly if you ask me.

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Be the Ctrl+C to my Ctrl+V ❤️

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I'm going to print out my last 100 tweets and had them to my therapist to prove I'm a very stable moron.

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I should be at a Lillian Allen concert right now.

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@SocialPiranha3 I'm a pioneer.

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I'm being accused of things nobody has ever been accused of before!

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He's not dead yet, but I just wanna be prepared.

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Need a man to have sex with on top of John Howard's grave.

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🎶 Everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner 🎶

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I've been inconvenienced in a very specific way that there's really no point in explaining it but I just want you to know that I'm feeling miffed.