Jane Seymour-Butts

Popular former 'troubled teen'

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

My face is like this because one time I eyerolled during an eclipse.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@Dean_Machine_ Is it because I'm gay? Is that why you've chosen to make this assumption about me?

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

I've never seen Glee before in my life, and I don't intend to start now either.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@pittworldwide I'm just happy that someone notices me

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

My Halloween costume arrived 🥰 and it's tight. We're having a Hallo-Peen instead.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@PureBredGay You're talking like humanity will still be around in 20, 30, 40, 50 years.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@ho_mermaid I'll just distract them with a kitting pattern or whatever

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

In all seriousness, how is it that MFW haven't been investigated yet? Like, it's very clearly a scam. I wouldn't be surprised if they were behind all those hi mum texts

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@yeetintolerance Makes sense.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

There is a very attractive man in the webinar I'm attending, but I am ✨ resisting ✨ the urge to slide into his DMs

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@themiasandrist I got choo!

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@benisjammin93 im shy

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

New gay couple (one ugly) just moved in across the hall from me. Let's just see how long it takes before I end up in a threesome with them.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

Pussy In Bio? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

The Olsen twins were right all along.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@Dean_Machine_ @benisjammin93 I can be bitch though, and that's only one letter different.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

No, I don't want to set up 2FA to pay my electricity bill. In fact, I would like as little security here as possible on the off chance someone wants to pay my bills for me.

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@Dean_Machine_ I've never needed anything more in my life

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@KiLeRaD @Spanners_cat @roboco He's a cat, he gets turned on the sound of a can opener being taken out of a kitchen drawer

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

Anyone else do some Mongolian throat singing during sex?

[Jane Seymour-Butts @robcoco]

@camvalj It's one guaranteed way of getting attention.