Rob Coke

Professional marketing tool and amateur youth football coach. Founding Partner @StudioOutput & @AssistCoachUK. Head of Coach Development @HPColts.

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*opens cereal*
*gets lectured*
Oh sod off, @dorsetcereals

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I’m having a Twitter break folks — need to reclaim my brain! If you need me (yeah right) drop me a WhatsApp message or a DM here, I'll check in from time to time.

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@markhiggins20 @DerBren Terrible joke. Keep up the good work 👍

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@DomCarterAgain As true today as it’s ever been.

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@heidisaint @melbournemuzz Blocked and reported 😨

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@Kuoraf__ @JacobBrownDOC ALL sound? 😬😂

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@nalaknip Ha, used to love this one!

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@eddychemical We are! 😥

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@6thumbs @Ayslim1 As a Gooner living in Brighton with an Albion-mad son I would like to see this. 💪

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@niekko11six @_Sheehogue_ @NightmareOfNO 34-year-old spoiler alert!

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@zoglug @Doug_Lemov You’re mad Andy, it’s guacamole.

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🤔

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@DJTayo @YankeeGunner What does he know? His initials are literally BS.

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@JoeTurner1978 @HarrySword “4291?”

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In clocks-going-forward news, Mum just told me she couldn’t do the alarm clock in our spare room as, “The back of it is like the flight deck of Concorde.”

The clock in question…

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@heidisaint YEEEOOOOO

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@heidisaint Aren’t you in Costa Rica Heidi?

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@Christo_Jnr @Ghandya @liamjmulvey @cronkay1 @briscoe_inferno @EvanMcFarlane @NotoriousBAG_ You start off drinking as a teenager and the drinks need to be sweet to get into it. Then you get (more than) used to it, your tastes change as you age and even alcohol-free beer tastes better than Coke, especially if you’re eating. That’s how I see it anyway.

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@RJPcoach @zoglug U18 coach on after us last night was fuming — paid £100 for the full 3G and only 10 players turned up 😬

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@emilynussbaum Does ‘Della and the Dealer’ count? He mentions tales the cat could tell, if the cat could talk. It’s possible they could’ve been sung.

That just made my head hurt.