Rob D

Vibin’ for Florida Politics. Alternative State Gov. Your MUTHAS next dropout POTUS #legallythisisajoke

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

1. Stop using these terrible pics of me… and 2. THE PRISON IS FOR DISNEY VILLAINS

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

DeSantis threatened to put a prison next to Disney World.

One can bet Disney/allies of Disney have private investigators looking into everything DeSantis has ever done. Into every dime he’s ever spent or received.

This is a fight DeSantis will lose.

I think Disney will cause his downfall, if Trump doesn’t beat them to it.

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Happy new years to my Alts

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Yes, yes, the rumors are true. Daddy Donald is making me secretary of chicken tendies and floppy ‘za. Nobody knows their way around a kid’s Italian menu quite like your boy ROBBY

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

i be fartin at madison square gartin

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

I’m NOT ignoring her calls, but I’m in the middle of a hard level of Candy Crush and you’re messing with my FLOW. I’ll call you back on my own time. It’s called boundaries, sweetie 💅🏼

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: There are reports that DeSantis is ignoring your calls..

Kamala Harris: Playing political games at this moment…It's utterly irresponsible and it is selfish and it is about political gamesmanship instead of doing the job that you took an oath to do

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Fucking a pile of pillows doesn’t seem so bad now, HUH?

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Yeah, sorry I like FUN

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

When the hibachi chef is about to throw you a shrimp

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Merry Christmas to all my Desantinites

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

There is no way my shoes are heeled because I didn’t even understand the logistics. And don’t try to trick me into accepting a gift, liberella #robbydtooquickforYA

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

lmao

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

If y’all see me running around Tampa in Ugg boots drinking PSLs, just let me vibe

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

By now you all heard about the 100yr old oak tree that fell into my crib. We’re fine BUT my wife has a few branches in her hair she’s combing out and my son seems to have been taken over by a 100yr old spirit nymph that was living in said oak tree so LOTS GOING ON AT THE MOMENT

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

JAMES U TOLD ME IT STARTED WITH AN E #OffToARoughStart

[Thomas E. Dwyer @thomas_dwyer64]

Good morning Patriots! Have a great day! To all in the path of Hurricane Idalia please stay safe! God bless America! 🇺🇸💪🫡🙏

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

If everyone can PLEASE SHUT UP and let me focus I’m trying to pronounce EDALIA

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

There is nothing more physioLOGICally normal than respecting a sugary ICEE on a hawt summah day

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Now this is true. Use code SANTY23 for .8% off Dream Matte Mousse 🤑

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

FUN FACT: Ron DeSantis wears more make-up than most drag queens.

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

WRONG. I wasn’t pushing ANYTHING out. In fact, I was pulling IN some BAD GAS from the tacos I had in my truck just before #GetEducated

[MAGS @TAftermath2020]

Ron DeSantis trying to push out a smile

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

I have bubble guts and nervous farts for tn anyone have any tips in how NOT to shart my pants?!?!?! #HelpABoyOut #RepublicanDebate2023 #GOPClownShowContinues #WhoopsieMadeAPoopsie #ChrisChristieSuX

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

All I see are beautiful eyes and a charismatic smile, how dare you challenge my emotional regulation

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

What’s a matter??? Never seen a lil silly goofy guy before??? #ClassClown #AssClown

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

There is something very wrong with this man

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

Can I get a HUHHHYAH for the 10PM Pumpkins out here?!?!?! #coorslightsponsme

[Rob D @RobDesantisFL]

I swear to our lord and savoir if any of these supposed ALIENS come down here and try to ruin my presidential campaign, I’m pulling a mick foley and showing them SOCKO