Rob Durham

Author of Don't Wear Shorts on Stage, Around the Block, and Don't Do Shots with Strangers. for show schedule.

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Remember when they called Opening Ceremonies blasphemous?

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

Basketball is stupid.

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Michigan State loses this matchup in football.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

The SEC was only dominate because we illegally paid players. Now that the playing field is even, it's evident the B1G is the best football conference in the country.

Ratio me into oblivion I don’t even care anymore.

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.@FakeUrban They act like they’ve never seen Oregon destroyed in the first half of a playoff game.

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@JohnMayer Thank you for giving @modestmouseband the love on the air today!

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Where is he grocery shopping at?

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@MrOH1O Oddly enough, a similar activity!

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Friday night is meant for high school and Michigan State games (you say potato…)

[Ohio Divided @BuckeyeNatty]

I hate putting an NFL game on Friday night

Friday night is meant for high school football

Don’t fuck over the kids

Give them their spotlight

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@TheSG_Podcast Still @TedGinnJr_19 for all those slant route TDs!

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@MoDOT_StLouis turning left onto 141 North from I-64 East… can you repaint dotted lines for turns please? Cars in right lane cut into left lane almost every time I’m there. Thank you!

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@agadmator “Trick or treat!”

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My generation discovered #ASMR from Bob Ross instead of YouTube.

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@marcroberge @ofarevolution Mr. Moon

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If you complained about the opening ceremonies Last Supper, you’d better be just as outraged about this Pope picture.

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.@survivorcbs No one sits like this… Stop staging.

[Jeff Swank @swankonsports]

The “Spring Showcase” on https://t.co/GfoDa4iPBO form 10 to midnight Friday and 10 to Noon on Saturday featuring comedy with comedian Rob Durham, coaches Dave Hirschy & Brian Kiper, plus the naming of the https://t.co/GfoDa4iPBO basketball coaches of the year and all-star teams.

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Has RFK not met Elon Musk?
(Surely someone��s already covered this premise.)

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@Sonos the app has such a lag on it ever since you did that major update last year.

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@KingRyanDay @GoVols247 Guess they aren’t really, eh-hem, Volunteers.