Rob Fox III

Writer/Podcaster | Child Dad | Born: STL | #MIZ | Podcast: Softcore History (linked)

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Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.

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Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch.

Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)

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someone's getting waterboarded for being too #opentowork

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China using LinkedIn and other job boards to recruit potential spies, intelligence agencies warn https://t.co/nchExHRu9U

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@WestPineBills If I’m going grocery store shelf ranch it’s Ken’s Steakhouse Buttermilk Ranch.

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lol. lmao even.

I didn’t write the article in question, but I’m guessing @hasanthehun had a few toilet reads of The Frat Romance Novel as well.

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@btb4t3s @recruits_cfb lol holy shit

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@btb4t3s @CFBAlerts_ Idk why but I’m fine with this

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Yes, OU is still achieving their on-field status quo of making the CFP field but having no chance to win it. What I was implying was that I thought OU was more than enough of a brand name (a compliment!), especially when combined with Texas + a solid cast of supporting brands, to make crazy money without needing to switch conferences.

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It probably wasn’t?

Is it worth more financially to be in the SEC than to be perpetually winning conference titles and ranked in the top five/ten all year every year? I understand lesser brand schools (Mizzou, Maryland, even A&M) switching conferences for the reasons they did more than the historic brands like UT, OU, USC, UCLA, etc.

(Although the Pac 12 was a disaster, so fair enough there.)

The Big 12 that UT and OU left was absolutely a solid conference that they controlled. Seemed bizarre to leave.

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

Was the #SEC really the right move for #Oklahoma?

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What would your percentage have been if it’d been a 12 team field the whole time you were in the Big 12 post-CFP implementation? Like 90?

Fair enough about the money. The destinations are also definitely better in the SEC though tbh I don’t really care about the schools. Zero hate (except Arky and Tennessee).

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@Leith7697 I think they’ll be fine long-term on the field. I do not think Venables is the guy though.

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NEW Softcore History is LIVE

D-Day is coming up so covered a guy who had possibly the worst day of anyone on Omaha beach who didn’t lose a limb or die.

Medic Ray Lambert had multiple insane moments straight out of Saving Private Ryan, starting as soon as he landed *with the first wave* at Dog Green Sector on Omaha Beach.

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Tiafoe is the hero American tennis needs.

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“Why don’t you quit trying to act like you’re tough?”

Frances Tiafoe called out his opponent

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You don’t appreciate Greg Maddux’s greatness enough. No matter how much you think you do, you don’t.

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Greg Maddux juking our the catcher will always be legendary

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@hochman -me every day in Texas in the summer-

Someone: Why are you wearing a sweatshirt??

Me: Because I'm inside all day and every building's temperature in this state is 50 degrees.

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@kfloyd1890 They really do

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NEW Softcore History is LIVE

We break down one of the low-key most important events of the American Revolution -- the capture of Ft. Ticonderoga -- and how it was accomplished by two drama queens, an army of drunks, and a fake hobo.

Links below.

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@baileyjroc for real haha

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The funniest part about this is that he’s clearly just lying.

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Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life

“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”

“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”

“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”