Rob Hampton

Very strong sock game. I like tea.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

dennis reynolds:

[big duntles @biglunty]

9 pints deep showing your mate the menu at your favourite kebab

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Such a privilege to open for British comedy legend Russell Kane these last two nights!

I don’t have an agent, so when comics I grew up watching on TV give me opportunities like this because they wanna help bring through new talent, it’s honestly the best feeling in the world ❤️

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Man Utd might not thank me, but get the contract out put it on the table & let him sign it, let him right whatever numbers he wants, let him sign the contract. Carrick’s at the wheel man! #VILMUN @ChampionsLeague

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

Lunchtime meal deals in the UK still universally £3 despite the soaring cost of absolutely everything. Every supermarket in the country waiting for one of them to blink and bump it to £4. The real cold war, this.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

hot girl summer is over. the time of the orc has come

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

I actually don’t think that’s a great deal

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

1 milllllliiiooooonnnnn likes mwahaha. Safe, feels good ❤️

[Matty @mattylufc_]

I have a new rule. If a pint is more than a fiver I’m having the glass. You want to rob me then I’ll rob you, you bastards.

[Jon Harvey @jondharvey]

But not sigma.

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Kante for Ballon d'Or.

[Aidan Stephenson @MelvinS7ven]

Not sure this is the right time for Tuchel to drop his new mixtape.

[Ship of Theses @postclassics]

BREAKING: CDC announces vaccinated individuals may gather together with up to 255 and form phalanxes once more.