Rob Cestermomo

Dedicated to being unnecessarily hostile to relatively innocent reality podcasters and former Survivor contestans

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

Hey America, the 20 people hand-picked to be on the show actually like twists, so maybe you're wrong????

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

How much money could #Survivor make from Morocco or something if they got out of Fiji and did a reward to some nice locale as a commercial for their tourism instead of some shitty Applebee's? Seems like several wins to me.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

The only thing better than Applebee's would be eating it with Zach Brown #Survivor

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

Until last week. It turns out the hypnotist specifically directed that I wouldn't be awoken by the phrase unril I heard it five times. Something so outrageous, so asanine, there was no way I could stumble upon it in my every day life.

That phrase?

Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

10 years ago, I volunteered for a hypnosis show, but the performer suddenly died mid performance, leaving me permanently stuck in a semi-conscious daze. Nobody knew what phrase the hypnotist had assigned to end the spell. Hopeless, my family sad by my bedside, day in and day out.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

Doctors tried everything: smelling salts, adrenaline, pinching my armpits. Alas, nothing would cause me to even stir. Every fall and every spring, they would leave Survivor running, hoping that somewhere in the back of my mind I was still watching.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

How crazy is it that if Jeremy, Stephen, and Spence make final 7 with the advantages, they're in an advantageous position? #RHAP

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Maybe it could have been the biggest blow out ever if @stephenfishbach hadn't taken so long on that slide. COME ON FISHBACH!

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

Important question with regards to Joe's chess comparison last night: Does he ever know what the pieces are? @SpencerBGM @stephenfishbach

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@eorlins Man, you really hate this guy. Cause he's going after ya boi, or just his general toolbaggery?

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@ImpetuousHegel Don't sweat it, I'm just giving you a rough time

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@ImpetuousHegel That is what they are actually called, but I was making a joke as they say.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@ImpetuousHegel Didn't he refer to it as a toto?

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@eorlins Exploring a career in Toto driving

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@tdarkhorse4 @AshsDreamboard It's fine, I was already kind of thinking it

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@tdarkhorse4 @AshsDreamboard That's fan fiction. All we've seen is that during pre-merge he keeps the strong, which is incredibly common.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@tdarkhorse4 @AshsDreamboard You may not like it, and he's certainly a baby, but he's not some high school bully giving people wedgies.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@tdarkhorse4 @AshsDreamboard What are you basing this off of? He's been going for people who he views as deceptive, not weak.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@tdarkhorse4 @AshsDreamboard Yeah, but you claimed he only voted for people who were "weaker or smarter." Clearly that's not the case.

[Rob Cestermomo @RobHasANemesis]

@jamesloganrice @stephenfishbach @JohnMCochran @JeffProbst That's a lot coming from you isn't it?