Rob Little

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@realDonaldTrump Life for you is just full of contradictions isn’t it! And you can simply accept all of them being true at the same time? Time to start cozying up to your Linus blanket and sucking your comforter again - and let the nice nurses wheel you out for some fresh air!

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

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[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@JohnnyLaird I didn’t .... but I’m happy to start a local branch (can I exclude peeps with strong body odour? I had a bad experience one time.🤥)

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@Moala7Akauola @McLovinIt29 How come I follow you but I never see your tweets on my phone? You need to do me a PowerPoint on how to do the stuff that normal peeps can do and get on iPhone! I’m not ashamed to put this out there (in the hope that someone else might take pity on my lack of hexpurtteez🤗

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@merrylegss I thought it was a vehicle manufactured under the Range Rover badge and although I’ve never been@in one I imagine the top of the range will niff of Leather (seats) & the entry-level, like plastic ( unless you hang one of those greener smelly things from the car wash people. 🤥

[Nicky Gumbel @nickygumbel]

‘To forgive’ is a decision we make to release a person from the feelings of anger we have at them. ..It is strange that sometimes it is hardest of all to forgive someone we love.
- Tom Hanks
(as Fred Rogers in ‘A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood’)

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@plcmusic @ZoeHanc @jtraceyphoto @blackdyke @saddleworthlife @SSaddleworth @SaddleworthMag If there is - when shall you send me the most beautiful of all the original tunes and get a unique, bespoke lyric? (You once discussed that with me and I’m waiting). Looking forward to this. It’s a project in waiting👍

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

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[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@merrylegss Left your humour in tack though, didn’t they! 😂😂🙏🙏

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@merrylegss when they did my heart stents thru my g-area (ahum!) I had to lie flat & still. I became warm & damp in that area (stay with me). Called a nurse who took an intimate look, swore, called a colleague to check (Was that necessary?) I was bleedin’ all over.they mopped me.There!🤭agh!

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@JohnnyLaird I’m having my summer holidays in... now? Where is it? O yeah, it’s in ‘one of the continents...aboard’! 🤪 Sorry if that narrows it down a little too much for you Esther!👍👍

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@JohnnyLaird @andrewpclark You nailed it Johnny!

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

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[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@happymapo @chriscornet @Bassaleg_Music @BassalegSchool1 @HeadteacherBas1 If he’s Bond, he needs to de-scruff his face!🤪

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@happymapo @chriscornet @Bassaleg_Music @BassalegSchool1 @HeadteacherBas1 If he’s Bond he needs to de-scruff himself!!😜

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@Craiggaudion So...where can one read this defence? I’m interested

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

@alicevjones On Saturday we made a rare visit to the Trafford Centre & more specifically to the Barton Square area. Perhaps Clare Gannaway is frantically knitting Cardies & Jumpers to cover the lady-bits of the the numerous female nude sculptures that feature there? 😜

[Beatles Industry @beatlesindustry]

Demolition work begins at #StrawberryField, exciting times ahead for the iconic Liverpool Beatles location...

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

Looking good! https://t.co/jPavlaBTLl

[Canadian Staff Songsters @C_S_Songsters]

The CSS at #roythomsonhall in our new festival tunics. O’Canada!

[Rob Little @RobLittlyrical]

Motherland @_SeanOGrady re your review in i Last Night’s TV: sorry mate, but it’s a poor write - it’s just not funny.