Rob Mowbray

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

When you have to present a group project that someone else wrote

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

in the history of speeches that have been read right off a sheet of paper, nobody has a read a speech off a sheet of paper harder than what Trump is doing right now

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

If you had told me 5 years ago that someone far more unlikable than Ted Cruz was coming, I would have said you were nuts

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: I’m going to answer first so I steal all of her good answers so she has nothing to say.

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@Acyn Who is “they”?

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@TheRickWilson Transylvania?

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@KellyScaletta @RonFilipkowski I especially love “the most racist thing to come out of this White House”. As in there has been lots of racist stuff, but this is the most racist

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

Jesus Christ they’re disgusting

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: The Democrats. They have a bit of a Somali problem.

Vance: America has a bit of a Somali problem.

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

Every time I fly I think “This experience would be much more satisfying if everyone was a little sweatier”

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

One of the low-key weirdest weirdos in the cabinet, though his weirdness is less openly malicious than the others

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

It’s incredibly sad that we can no longer count on the US to be a serious military ally. They no longer have intelligent, qualified people in charge of international diplomacy. Or to be fair, almost anything else

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

For your Christmas wish list…

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

But immigrants are the real problem 🙄

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

ELI LILLY BECOMES FIRST HEALTH-CARE COMPANY WORTH $1 TRILLION

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If you’re a journalist and you’re not asking questions about this case you should be ashamed of yourself. What purpose do you even serve? I’m sure there’s a middle class teenager somewhere who could use some harassing right now but maybe try to do your job once in a while.

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@sillyrabbitfafo @McAllisterBruce @CTVNews Reality

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@sbirlios Yep, that’s fair

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

@sbirlios I thought you were going to say that Twitter couldn’t possibly get more annoying

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

Pretty cool that Antifa let you keep the uniform

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

SEEMS LEGIT!!!

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

I assume you have data to prove your theory from countries that have strict gun control? The one question the 2A folks can never answer is “If it’s not about the guns, why doesn’t it happen to this degree anywhere else?”

[Assiniboine Cougars @cougars_athl]

A player, a captain, an assistant coach and now our 2025 women's hockey head coach... We'd like to officially welcome Charles Tweed as our bench boss! He brings passion for hockey but also for positively impacting the lives of our student athletes through sport 🏒 🥅 📚 🚨

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

Don’t forget the War on Christmas, the Cola Wars, the War of the Worlds…is there a war he can’t end?

[Bill Johnson @Bill43111]

@RpsAgainstTrump Every time Trump speaks, he adds another war to the ones he’s stopped. Soon, he’ll take credit for stopping WW1 & 2, the War of 1812, and The Trojan War.

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

Listen to this question and answer. It’s a basic question on a current topic and he has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. Staggering level of ignorance

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: You were the driving force behind Operation Warp Speed, these mRNA vaccines that are the gold standard. Now your Health Secretary is pulling back all the funding for research ... what is going on?

TRUMP: Research into what?

REPORTER: mRNA vaccines

TRUMP: We're onto other things

[Rob Mowbray @RobMowbray]

I’m going to be very excited about the first person to turn this into a meme featuring the lawn mowing kid

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

Getting a little jump on sundowning today.