Robert N.

Stop pretending nothing’s wrong. It may not be Armageddon or the end of the world, but why do we have to wait until then to start The Repair?

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

@LaSleepy_ Please be extra careful about coke cut with Fentanyl.
I’m a big fan of people taking the time to numb out The world would be a better place if we all allowed for this in well-managed scenarios that reduce people’s risk and embrace the unwinding it provides. Have lots of fun!

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

@NINDSdirector Is there an appropriate way to get in contact with your programs there to discuss potentially working together to show you my brain and explain an event of extreme cerebral plasticity I’ve experienced / am experiencing after a severe brain bleed in 2009?

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

@HowardKurtz I’m concerned, Howie. The piece today conveyed an insufficient level of anger directed at AG Barr’s off-handed, casual suggestion that The U.S. Elections process is not to be trusted. You didn’t help today. We needed you, but you failed us. And to what end?

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

Whoever is in charge of making up relationship portmanteaus for celebrities really missed the ball when they named Don Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle “DonFoyle”. The bizarre deluded childlike brat aspects are totally lost unless we call them “Kim Don Jun”

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@R_Rechail I knew you wouldn’t ever do anything mean like that :-) I was just being silly in a way that didn’t come across very well in a tweet.

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

@R_Rechail Well, I’m glad you didn’t do the whole “There’s Nothing to be afraid of!!” Thing. :-)

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

Every time Trump tweets, we donate to swing state organizers working to ensure he doesn’t get reelected. #DefeatByTweet https://t.co/PBsXZqQqrV

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@BobQuarantine @HKrassenstein @JoeBiden Do you wear shoes?

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

@AllisonGuerrier @JoeBiden There is no logic by which you or anyone else has justify this to my mind. The only reason to wear a mask is because one cares about their fellow Americans and therefore makes a sacrifice of comfort in order to help slow the spread of this illness. Why not wear a mask?

[Robert N. @RobNorton]

That is to say “I’m on my way. Be there ASAP.” ... but also to say that I hope you get the kind of storied satisfaction and myth-making amounts of rewards in your life for putting this podcast out into the world. Its a beacon of hope for me and I needed thi so very much.

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@ttfapodcast quick shoutout to Nora, Mack, and Ernie over at TTFA! I know its not a three-person gig, but thats what I thought you were saying when I heard you say “Nora McInerny” the 1st time. Listenng from 1st episode. I’ve only made it through August of 2018. *sigh*

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“Supernatural beings who hold dominion over souls observed my father abandon his self-destructive first wife and damned him for it. If Supernatural beings who have dominion over souls exist, God exists, how could God allow those beings such poor judgment? Now I can’t trust God”

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Can we talk about the massive movie-ruining hole in the plot of @blumhouse’s “You Should Have Left” & avoid spoiling it for viewers? I have questions. And not good questions. Questions like “How did this get funded?” WARNING Next two tweets have questions that reveal plot points:

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Any child living through that will have definitive _proof_ of 2 facts which contradict one another BOTH being true: “Supernatural beings who hold dominion over the disposition of people’s souls taught me in no uncertain terms that self-destructive people are okay to abandon” AND

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@sayhibill @SethAbramson Takes one to know one, We are Rubber you are glue anything You Say bounces off of us and sticks to you. I know you are but what are we? I know you are but what are we? I know you are but what are we?