Rob Azevedo

having to hit from a divot in your fairway but getting relief if your feet are on a path makes no sense.

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@KFCBarstool watching stu do family feud was some seriously sick torture watch. Like Michael Scott diversity rag on steroids. So uncomfortable. Naziism. 4th of July. Whipped cream cake. I mean. What are we talking about. 6 social media accounts! But nothing will ever top channel 7!

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@LalimesMartian Were your parents first cousins?

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@EBoKnowss @DaMidgetZimbo @ktay580

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@ZoandBertrand @scottzolak @Marc_Bertrand does Solomon have the largest fingernails in history or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

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@TheClemReport The print of his last name on his jersey is super small in his defense.

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@stoolpresidente can you get gruden to Ann Arbor immediately?

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@RobbyBerger Dan Uggla

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I absolutely love the @Patriots rivalry uniforms and especially the helmets. I love the storm blue color. I have wanted white pants and helmets for years. I wouldn't hate it if they became a regular combo for them with the storm blue. Pats need a refresh on the uniforms!

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@PeterFinchGolf @CrailGolf Next year if you are in the states and you are near New Hampshire you should come play our pro. He is truly one of a kind. My only fear is if the internet found out about him we’d lose him forever because he’s a star that just hasn’t been seen. He’s a stick also.

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@franciscellis @stoolpresidente @franciscellis I have to say. It's been a long time since i chirped you online and we went back and forth. 8 years ago seems crazy, thought it was 1 or 2. But hand up, I am a fan now. Congrats on moving onto the finals at the internet invitational.

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@RobbyBerger thanks for the cameo for the Skyder Cup. Gotta get the boys buzzing!

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@PhilAPerry @GregABedard @tomecurran assuming all of the reporting that the pats are likely interested in Bradbury are correct. Why didn’t they just go try and get Ryan Kelly? I know Bradbury is 2 years younger. But if the Vikings would rather have Kelly shouldn’t the pats?

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@GregABedard Oh. I don’t want to. Just asking about the value based on the conversations I’ve heard from people. On pods etc.

I’d keep Milton. Cost controlled QB room for the future. Try to build a decent roster in free agency before draft. Then can draft without the position needs dictating

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@GregABedard maybe I am crazy, but if a QB needy team doesn't get the guy they want or doesn't like Ward or Sanders..... Would the Titans or Browns take #4 and Milton for #1 or #2 if we wanted to move up for Abdul Carter without giving up other future picks? Is that not enough?

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@GregABedard If Milton is worth a 3rd round pick, which I am guessing more like a 4th round pick. What would it take to move from 4 to 2 in this draft? Can't be more than a 1st and 2nd round pick. Maybe Milton, #4, and a 3rd? I wasn't necessarily saying I thought Milton and 4 for 2 was fair.

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I have to order some of my food and then order this one item online to be able to get it?

Why is it on the in store menu if it is online only?

If you have the ability to make it, why is it necessary that they make me order that one item online?

@Cali_Burrito would never!

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@ChipotleTweets on what planet is this reasonable?

I am at your spot in Nashua. I ask my daughter what she wants. She reads the menu. Decides she want a quesadilla. I try to order it. They tell me that’s an online only item.

What?

I’m right here ordering our other food.

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@PardonMyTake @bigjimmurray show felger this

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@RiggsBarstool see you're putting me in a tough spot here. I am not an internet troll and dont comment on your stuff. But i'd really like to beat you at golf so now i feel like you're putting me in a corner. Do i have to become a troll?

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@ImVengeanceBat @TheAOIJ